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Senator LooGAR
 Post subject: The NO PANTS THREAD
PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:12 pm 
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Me and Derris hit a black tie affair this weekend, at the Alcazar Shrine in Montgomery. It was like going to Prom, but it had an Open Bar. Much scotch was guzzled, and the massive whooping ensued. Once I can upload my pics, I'll send more, but here's a fine taste of what the results were.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Borg166
 Post subject: Re: The NO PANTS THREAD
PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:14 pm 
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You're freakin' tall LooGAR, like a grizzly bear!
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does that girl have on sparkling red pants?

dude, nice boxers.
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can you explain why your pants were down in the first place?

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Doesn't Derris looks like the type to pull of a Kennedy Assasination type move?

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I tried to find somebody of that sort that I could like that nobody else did - because everybody would adopt his group, and his group would be _it_; someone weird like Captain Beefheart. It's no different now - people trying to outdo ! each other in extremes. There are people who like X, and there are people who say X are wimps; they like Black Flag.

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Loog, please tell me that you didn't wear Camo boxers underneath your tux!!

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thisotherkingdom
 Post subject: Re: The NO PANTS THREAD
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Borg166 Wrote:
You're freakin' tall LooGAR, like a grizzly bear!


I was actually gonna say that the picture doesn't do his 6'9" stature justice, but I'm sure it's way more impressive in person.
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Is that snow on the ground?

So many unanswered questions. Hop to it.

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Of the innumerable variations of words that can be placed together side by side, few others fill my heart with more joy and excitement than 'Open Bar'.

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Did Derris just take a picture of your schlong on his cell phone?
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Senator LooGAR
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MANY pictures were taken. Derris is taking a camera phone pic to send folks, I think...and Derris is openly the Southern incarnation of Dean Martin...smooth, cool as a cat and DRUNK.

Oh, and that is dew on the ground, and I am wearing drawers with fishing lures on them, but I can see how you could think they are camoflauge.

For the record, there were Z-Grades at this thing in open tuxes with Camoflage Croakies and HOT PINK vest/tie comboes.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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Senator NMI LooGAR Wrote:
MANY pictures were taken. Derris is taking a camera phone pic to send folks, I think...and Derris is openly the Southern incarnation of Dean Martin...smooth, cool as a cat and DRUNK.

Oh, and that is dew on the ground, and I am wearing drawers with fishing lures on them, but I can see how you could think they are camoflauge.

For the record, there were Z-Grades at this thing in open tuxes with Camoflage Croakies and HOT PINK vest/tie comboes.



What scares me the most is I understood every word of this post.

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But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.

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I'm surprised OPA hasn't posted in this thread yet. Maybe he's too busy rubbing one out?

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Senator NMI LooGAR Wrote:
For the record, there were Z-Grades at this thing in open tuxes with ... HOT PINK vest/tie comboes.


...safety precaution. It's still hunting season.

You roped Derris into coming down there? Damn. I'll bet whoever got that bar tab was IMMEDIATELY sorry.

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red Wrote:
can you explain why your pants were down in the first place?


Chewbacca never wear pants.
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Pants are overrated anyway.

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i haven't heard of that

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ayah
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senator, pull up your pants and show me a decent photo.
outside of those drawers hanging out you look pretty good from where i'm sitting.
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Senator LooGAR
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Me and Dean Martin

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DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)

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No pants parties are the best....

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Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.

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