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 Post subject: Give Me A Good Punchline To This...
PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:37 am 
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The late Jerry Garcia's toilet was stolen over the weekend.

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Goldenpalace.com, which bought it for $2,550 is offering a $250 reward for its safe return.

"It's unclear if the toilet was swiped by a wayward Deadhead or a thief remodeling a bathroom. Police have no suspects or leads."

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I didn't know he had a fixed place to deposit shit besides the ears of pot-blinded tie-dyed brahs.

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 Post subject: Re: Give Me A Good Punchline To This...
PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:00 am 
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south pacific Wrote:
The late Jerry Garcia's toilet was stolen over the weekend.

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Goldenpalace.com, which bought it for $2,550 is offering a $250 reward for its safe return.

"It's unclear if the toilet was swiped by a wayward Deadhead or a thief remodeling a bathroom. Police have no suspects or leads."


Dead Head Dead Head's Head Stolen.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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It's just a pot of shit.
I don't know who put it there
Use it if you need it
Or clean it if you dare...

(Can you tell that I'm married to a deadhead?

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Was Jerry Garcia very, very short?

I sat on that thing I'd be need to be winched back up.

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Dead Head Dead Head's Head Stolen.


You kinda beat me to it...my choice was :

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It's a sad state of affairs when you've spent so much money on drugs that you can't even get a commode with a matching color seat.
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