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 Post subject: Anyone tried farting?
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It seems invigorating.
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try farting, while your peeing, as your having a bowel movement, and burping at the same time. now that's invigorating. sorry if that seemed gross.

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Oh geez...I must admit I chuckled.
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I have never in my life heard a female fart.

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I have never in my life farted on a female

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that I have done.

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Pigs. Farting on other people isn't very nice. If anyone of my boyfriends ever farted on me, he'd have to say please before I sucked his dick. I don't tolerate farting.
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I have never in my life heard a female fart.


my mom can blast your mom anyday...that's scary.

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I will fart on you, OPA.
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I have to say, OPA! calling other people "pigs" is bit like Hitler calling Stalin a "murderer".


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Pigs. Farting on other people isn't very nice. If anyone of my boyfriends ever farted on me, he'd have to say please before I sucked his dick. I don't tolerate farting.



Man! you'll do anything to suck dick

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The worst is farting and coughing at the same time...that hurts.

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But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.

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This thread reminds me of the "pink sock" thread from a few months ago.

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But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.

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Pigs. Farting on other people isn't very nice. If anyone of my boyfriends ever farted on me, he'd have to say please before I sucked his dick. I don't tolerate farting. But cum on my face, now that's the cat's meow!

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Pigs. Farting on other people isn't very nice. If anyone of my boyfriends ever farted on me, he'd have to say please before I sucked his dick. I don't tolerate farting. But a thick coat of poo on my knob? I'll wear that like it's from the new Spring line by Gucci.
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try farting, while your peeing, as your having a bowel movement, and burping at the same time. now that's invigorating. sorry if that seemed gross.


I have done this while vomiting.
It was just this Christmas morning.
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robotboy Wrote:
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Pigs. Farting on other people isn't very nice. If anyone of my boyfriends ever farted on me, he'd have to say please before I sucked his dick. I don't tolerate farting. But a thick coat of poo on my knob? I'll wear that like it's from the new Spring line by Gucci.


I can't stop laughing.
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tt Wrote:
try farting, while your peeing, as your having a bowel movement, and burping at the same time. now that's invigorating. sorry if that seemed gross.


I have done this while vomiting.
It was just this Christmas morning.


i did this once too and my left eyeball popped out

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i think the moral of this story is that everyone should fart in a box and send it to OPA.

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we should make a mix cd with mp3s of all our farts

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the redworm Wrote:
i think the moral of this story is that everyone should fart in a box and send it to OPA.


Isn't that a Gordon Lightfoot song?
"If I could save farts in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every fart Till Eternity passes away Just to send them to you ..."

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chowgurt Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
i think the moral of this story is that everyone should fart in a box and send it to OPA.


Isn't that a Gordon Lightfoot song?
"If I could save farts in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to sav...


you mean gordon litfart

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the redworm Wrote:
i think the moral of this story is that everyone should fart in a box and send it to OPA.


I lollered so hard that I farted.

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the redworm Wrote:
i think the moral of this story is that everyone should fart in a box and send it to OPA.


i think i'll start a band called "fart in a box" with a debut album called "fart in a box" with a lead (and only successful) single "fart in a box". it just might work.

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