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Rick Derris Wrote:
Ahh those crazy judges. Zany.
On a related note, Loogar was telling me about some Judge who was recently overhearing a case IN COURT and the lawyer heard a faint buzzing sound. Turns out the judge was TRIMMING HIS PUBES IN COURT.
True story. Loogar should have more details.
Motherfucker. I read this at work while two people were meeting in my office, and it took everything I had to keep from giggling. I even pissed my pants a little.
Yeah, I even clipped it out of the paper. It was from that "News of the Weird" thing that is in every alternative weekly in the country.
Some fucking monger from Oklahoma...1st was caught masterbating during trial, and then a second witness came forward to say she observed him trimmin the downstairs.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!??!
Oh, and in 'Bama, the director of a DUI school/public safety officer was busted recently for some kind of scheme where he would write letters of reccomendation to judges and shit for a piece of teenage boy ass. BLECH.
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