which would it be?

i'd go for Black. White.

i'd like to bust out singin' some Al Jolson during one of the "black reflection" moments.

you?

america's next top model

it also might be cool to hang out with paris hilton on the simple life or with washed up celebrities on surreal life.

the other ones require too much physical exertion or embarrasment.

Man i have no idea what that is.

But for me it would be project runway.

I'd make some wicked see-through three piece suits, some bad ass punk rock leotards and a pink tutu for me.

Nah fuck it, the brit channel 4 shipwreck. Some top totty on the island at the moment, so i'd try my luck with them. My lines range from "Hey, How you doing" to "Hi, i have a 4 inch dick". Sometimes you can get that sympathy vote.

true. i was thinking "maybe Survivor", but quickly changed my mind.

it would be a good diet though.

It's lame, but I could have a damn good time on MTV's dime on "The Real World".

I don't know enough reality shows as it is though.

If you let me be Flava Flav's bodyguard, I'm done for that.

if i was on the real world I think i would kill those frat boy punks. i would be the sullen drunk that you see on the first episode and never see again until the last episode.

and for fucks sake i could use that.

portions dude. portions.

further proof that domenic was the best cast member ever.

Holy fuck, I completely forgot about Domenic.

best cast member ever - thats a pretty interesting contest. you got the girl with lyme disease, the gay guy who bitch slapped her, angry blacks number 1 - 7, angry lesbian 1 - 4, blonde southern sluts 1 - 15. That's about all I can remember. I used to see that real whiny guy from the SF season when I lived in SF - still real bitch (the guy with dark hair - dont remember his name - he was one of the worst).

good choice actually, if only to able to bang the dumb out of the russian jew Svetlana on this season.

her body = the pain

jud? or mohammed, another of the truly great disappearing cast members.

I actually hung out with a guy from an old real world. Big black dude called Sirus. Cool guy, he shared a house with my buddy in Hollywood. Must be 1999?

jud. he must have lived in my neighborhood.

I only really watch two reality shows so I'd go with the Amazing Race. Just because it looks like it's not that hard, I never travel, and you've got company. You're not alone with a bunch of scurvy, backstabbing strangers.

amazing race. definitely.

I'd be on MTV's Made and be made into something cool

Big Brother, near as I can tell those lazy fuckers sit in a hot tub or a hammock for a couple of months and play mind-games. The producers pour booze down your throat so people will get obnoxious and aggressive. All in all, a good choice.

i was going to apply for survivor one year but i think you had less of a chance to be picked if you were on meds.
next.

Speaking of "Black. White", tell me I'm not alone in having the thought of buying the white gal in black makeup a hefty dose of tetracycline and then giving her the bidness.

Overhaulin'

the ultimate fighter

i've never heard of this show

rock star or american idol.

But only rock star if it was for a band i liked, and only american idol if they'd let me play with the band too, do a tune or two of my own, and music direct that piece of shit band.