If the pastor of my childhood church had been half as goofy as Half-Handed Cloud, I might be half-intentioned to half-attend now.


Some Half-Handed Cloud song titles:

"Disaster Will Come Upon You And You Will Not Know How To Conjure It Away"
"Grandfather Foreskin"
"Rise to The Heavens On Evaporation"
"Look How We Made These People"
"Stew Burny-Burn"
"Tanning Beds To Shine Your Love"
"Make Me All Petered Out"

I'm sort of lukewarm on very long, cutesy song title names. It's getting old already.


Are you listening Sufjan? Liars?

Half-Handed Cloud's are funnier when you note that he's making light of typical Christian inspirational-rock type titles/topics.

Type O Negative was so good at this.