Usually the girl tells me that we have no chemistry to avoid fucking me.

this girl fucked me silly for two weeks and then told me there was no chemistry for a relationship.

It sucks that I actually wanted to get inside her head and heart as well, but got stuck in the pants only.

go figure.

bitter.

Well, with that avatar, wudja spect?

she might be nuts man. consider yourself lucky, and call it a loss.

A gain.

You just missed on the P.A.T.

This warrants no sympathy from me.

Eh, rejection always sucks. But Dov, you still crossed into Canaan without wandering in the wilderness.

damnit...busted. i can't believe i typed loss.

Hah

Back in my 20's, i'd laugh this off as living the single dream.

but at almost 34, the want list starts off with potential life mate, and not a two week affair...

eh, i'll be over it....i got a date set up for friday already..yay, eharmony.

thanks for the support, waltz!

D, I knew what you meant, you get credit for the assist.

You've got a pussy at home.

Take comfort in that until whatever you're looking for finds you.

Here's an idea, no matter how bad the next one wants to get railed by you, just say no.

keep it up, and she'll be so flabbergasted that she'll put the ring on YOUR finger.

And all just to do the limbo rock.

youre right.

it stings cause it happend bout 45 minutes before i posted.

ill be over it by Wed.

Did you get naked pics at least?

goodbye sex at least?

hell yeah...twice on friday. she went home to buffalo on saturday, and that was that.

This could be an awesome lyric.

You didn't pull an OPA and scratch-n-sniff next to her in your tighty whiteys, did you?

farted while she was giving you head?

I know, you get all relaxed...


ppppfffffffffffttttttttt

uh, yeah, i gotta get back to buffalo.

you stay out of buffalo dammit! lol

nah, I was golden, even by my own self criticizing standards.

Girls is whack, Dovy.

Per OPA's theory, of course, you would be the one to jump to NOTHINGFACE's defense. But, contrary to same, NF would have been involved boudoirishly with not the random doll from Buffalo -- "Ladies's nite, in Buffalo" -- but you. He wasn't of course. So, what to make of OPA's love detector?

1. i need to wake up
2. I need to look up what boudoirishly means.
3. gotta figure out whether it was a dig or not at me or stacey.
4. eat breakfast.
5. think of a retort bu then realize , whatever, i put it out there, people are gonna respond not knowing the full situation, and live wit it.

Sounds like a case of the crazies.

As unofficial board historian, I recalled OPA! alleging that you and Stacey had a thing going on (in his opinion)... I wasn't knocking you for it, though. In fact, more power to you. Make Hegel-O's and Postmersh -- and Yail Bloor! -- jealous. Lord knows they need to be knocked down a peg.

I'm surprised that you met a girl who puts out on eharmony. One of my friends who used it to find his current gf (and future wife, I'm sure), found nothing but virgins for months.

Good luck with the next one.

What, evangelics don't put out? But, who's going to repopulate the globe with a moral people?

... Now, if you'd said "homos", then I'd agree, though. They don't do same-sex matching on e*har.