Story here.

Impressed.

At least he isn't ruining the lives of children like most sex mongers.

I'm still trying to visualize the initial conversation.

this is something we used to joke about trying to do in like 7th grade. never thought anyone could really pull it off.

if women are willing to let some guy they dont know or havent ever had any contact with come into their house and give them breast exams, they probably deserve whats coming to them. i vote impressed.

As sleazy as that is, I find it hard to feel sympathy for anyone stupid enough to fall for that.

<== failed to find on the internets the image of the "Free Breast Inspection" halloween costume.

As far as we know... Many of these types have multiple interests, though. So, don't not cry for the children, yet.

Disgusted, but ashamed for my gender who were idiotic enough to allow this guy into their homes. I don't even unlock the storm door for those damn OSPIRG folks that come knockin' for donations.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

I saw this one on "The Situation" the other night.

I believe that what we have here is the definition of "doing it fucking right"

when he started giving her the shocker, the woman must have known something was up

Seems like this ploy could work if he had a more carefully crafted speech that gave the impression that he was a doctor without actually coming out and claiming to be one.

I wonder if he had a backup excuse for why he was at there in case a 90 year old woman with breasts down to her knees answered the door.

That's the problem with reporters these days, they don't ask the right questions.

That's pretty fucked up right there.

Oh, this fucking kills me every time, Nice Work, Dr. Von Bloorstein

Well, I can explain why he was let in. He obviously had one of those "Certified Breast Examiner" cards you can get at Spencer's Gifts or any beach.

Only in the South do these things happen.

what a dink.

Also, Miami, not the south...not even America (sorry Dalen, y'all live in Cuba)

there is a dividing line near Gainesville that seperates Redneck Florida from the land of old people, Cubanos and THEM.

I'd say it's a little further south, Orlando and Tampa as the end-points... Ybor City would be the demilitarized/depantsed zone.

ORlando is like the 4th circle of Hell, and I guess the line really does demark right where 75 meets 4

You guys are just soooo easy.

So's your cousin.

that pretty much describes my reaction to about 90% of scams out there...