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-If someone says:

“National Football League” instead of NFL - 1 drink
“Upside” - 1 drink
“Motor is always running” - 1 drink
“Intangible” - 1 drink
“Work ethic” - 1 drink
“Good/bad character guy” - 1 drink
“War room” - 1 drink

-If the following topics are brought up:

The subject of Brett Favre - 2 drinks
Favre loving the game - 5 drinks
If Favre says he loves the game - 10 drinks
How will Parcells and TO get along - 2 drinks
Comparisons of Reggie Bush to Gale Sayers - 1 drink
New Orleans disaster references - 1 drink

-ESPN-ization of the world:

Monday Night Football on ESPN promos/references - 2 drinks
ESPN Mobile - 2 drinks

-Oh, those wacky ESPN personalities:

Berman flubs line - 2 drinks
Irvin says something that no one in our group can understand - 2 drinks
Irvin defends the un-defendable - 2 drinks
Kiper has in-depth analysis of some Division 1-AA level player or lower - 3 drinks
Salisbury & Clayton staged argument - 5 drinks
Tom Jackson & Michael Irvin both wear conservative suits - Head to liquor store, all must drink a 5th of vodka.

-Wild Card:

Cutler went to Vandy, so he’s smart - 1 drink
Draft pick gives interview. 1 drink for every grammatical error.
Draft pick far too underdressed - 2 drinks
Camera shot of last undrafted, languishing pick - 3 drinks
A happy posse celebrating - 5 drinks
Vikings miss allotted time to make pick - 10 drinks
If Cutler is 1st or 2nd QB taken - drown it
Brodie Croyle taken in the 1st!!!!!!!! - drown it
Marcus Vick does something illegal on draft day - drown it

Throw a beer can at the TV for every player picked ahead of Randy Moss.

I would so play this game this weekend if I could afford to buy beer. I'm going to be watching this all weekend. I probably won't shower during this time period either.

ill be driving back up north this weeked, but im hoping i can catch the first couple hours on sports talk radio while im driving.

will this be broadcast as video and/or audio on the internet? (the draft, not the drinking game.) i'm sans directv and would like to have my fix another way.

ESPN should have live draft coverage via the internet.

this would be radio. as far as tv coverage goes, tsn in canada only covers the first two and a half hours or so, but i was able to find a westwood one station on the internet that had the rest of the first and the whole second round, so you might want to look for that.

you'll be drunk as fuck after the draft if you play this game.

I don't think most people could make it through the first round playing this game strictly by the rules. It usually takes something like 6-8hrs to finish the first round.

link badly badly freezes my cpu every time I click it.

1 drink for everytime the word "prototypical" is used
2 drinks if they say "prototypical size & speed"