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so basically, you fly for 15 hours and rent fourwheel drive ATVs once you get there and cruise around. sounds like what you're supposed to do is pick up a bottle of duty free whiskey at some point during the journey and not get pulled over for a DUI because there is probably no police whatsoever.

This is the spot I want to live.

Just my luck though, I'd move there and my neighbor would be a redneck islander with a handlebar moustache, driving a tricked-out Super Sport and yelling at his kids about how he don't fish all day long to come home to THIS SHIT.

They're everywhere.

i sure fucking hope not compadre. i don't think we have them exactly like that in france. they've got the handlebar moustaches though.

My dream job:

Easter Island Maori Head Inspector. Not a real archaeologist. I just wanna get paid like 20 bucks an hour to walk around the island and go "yep, still there," and tick them off on a list.

How about ATV guide? You just truck around the place all day with tourists stopping at each statue for a couple of minutes. This is the kind of job you do HST style, tripping your balls off.