WAS JESUS AN ASSBIRTH (PT. 2)

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

P1: A hypothetical assbirth has varying degrees of quality, depending on, among other things, pain and injury to both mother and infant, duration, and proper crowning.
P2: There are numerous hypothetical assbirths
P3: If one describes any of these hypothetical assbirths, they must be able to conceive of such an assbirth.
P4: These qualities can be described as being qualitatively better than each other.
C1/P5: It is possible to describe an assbirth with any set of qualities, including the qualities that would make the assbirth itself "perfect"(P1,P2,P4).
P6: I am posting this with the knowledge of the words I am writing.
C2/P7: I can conceive of the assbirths I have described (P6).
C3/P8: I can conceive of a perfect assbirth (P3, P5,P6)
P9: To exist is inherently better than to not exist; thus, existence is necessary for perfection.
C4/P10: The statement, "A perfect assbirth does not exist" is an inherent contradiction, and a perfect assbirth must exist (P8,P9).
P11: According to the laws of science, no earthly beings could have realistically been this perfect assbirth, only a deity could do so.
P12: A deceiver God would be a contradicition, for to deceive implies weakness.
C5/P13: The laws of science preventing an earthly human assbirth must hold, for only a deceiver god would bestow us with false laws of science (P11, P12).
C6: Therefore, there must be a perfect assbirth which exists, and it must be Jesus (P1-P13).

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

MEGA Wrote:

P2: There are numerous hypothetical assbirths

This just never gets old.

A Northern Soul · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:23 pm **Posts:** 3742

there was a part one?

schadenfreude · **Posted:** Sat May 06, 2006 2:09 am

who knows... why do you care? The handfull of obners here that embrace something bigger than us scare you?.... honestly I don't see any regular doing anything ....so why ridicule Catholics, Jews, Christians, and Muslims. I know you are too cool for school but I'd like to slap you around because your an idiot. Please tell me you live in the midwest because I get off of beating a pathetic person who is look for meaning in in his miserable live... western world is wrong of course... Fucking hippie.. show your self! lol

Dalen · **Posted:** Sat May 06, 2006 2:12 am

schadenfreude Wrote:

who knows... why do you care? The handfull of obners here that embrace something bigger than us scare you?.... honestly I don't see any regular doing anything ....so why ridicule Catholics, Jews, Christians, and Muslims. I know you are too cool for school but I'd like to slap you around because your an idiot. Please tell me you live in the midwest because I get off of beating a pathetic person who is look for meaning in in his miserable live... western world is wrong of course... Fucking hippie.. show your self! lol

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

Dalen Wrote:

schadenfreude Wrote:

who knows... why do you care? The handfull of obners here that embrace something bigger than us scare you?.... honestly I don't see any regular doing anything ....so why ridicule Catholics, Jews, Christians, and Muslims. I know you are too cool for school but I'd like to slap you around because your an idiot. Please tell me you live in the midwest because I get off of beating a pathetic person who is look for meaning in in his miserable live... western world is wrong of course... Fucking hippie.. show your self! lol

2 FOR JESUS NOT BEING AN ASSBIRTH, ZERO FOR

A Northern Soul · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:23 pm **Posts:** 3742

im going on the assumption of this being a drunk thread, which i endorse.

no guru · **Posted:** Sat May 06, 2006 11:41 am

There were asses in the stable. I don't mean Joseph, I mean that Mexican burro, Paco or something.

WAS JESUS AN ASSBIRTH (PT. 2)

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