Guys were asking me who did "Detachable Penis"- they thought I'd know but I bobbled & thought it was Ween (nope- King Missile), and they thought they'd like a mix of goofy songs so I'm trying to make one.

Help.

maybe..

moldy peaches - who's got the crack
optigonally yours - poodleman

That's one of King Missile's worst songs..substitute "Double Fucked by Two Black Studs"

for king missle, i'd go for "jesus was way cool," unless you're worried about offending someone's religious sensibilities.
i think ween's "it's gonna be a long night" is hilarious, but only if they're familiar with motorhead...
dvda - "now you're a man" is amusing. there's several other tracks that would probably fit the bill on the orgazmo soundtrack.

I'd put on about anything from the Ween 12 Golden Country Greats or the Mojo Nixon/Jello Biafra Praire Home Invasion album

Actually, yeah- one of the guys I have in mind for this thing would be offended. Hell, I gave him a copy of Rolling Stone and it offended him.

Hmmm, I'll check out the Orgazmo ST, thanks.

MC 900 Foot Jesus- If I Only Had A Brain
MC 900 Foot Jesus- The Killer Inside Me
MC 900 Foot Jesus- New Years Eve
MC 900 Foot Jesus- Adventures in Failure

2 Nu - "Ponderous"

This is ponderous man. Really ponderous.

I had this dream the other night
I went to work, but nobody remembered who I was, so
I decided to take the day off

On my way out, I ran into my boss
He said, Hey, you look familiar.
I said Thanks, people say that alot in these dreams

And then the horns kicked in
And my shoes started to squeak

Then all of the sudden, I find myself on some faraway tropical beach
And there's this sign there that says
Aren't you supposed to be at work?
Sort of screamed out at me
Then I remembered. I'd been here before in other dreams.
Usually there was a water polo game
And a girl who could talk with her eyes.
And she'd say, "Can you see what I'm saying?"

And then the horns kicked in
And my shoes started to squeak

Then I find myself walking near this lake
And the phone rings
And the operator speaks to me in a language I don't understand

Ooom poppa chikamaga wana sing gow
Do lomma sinnigama mana ching jow
Inimana choogamaga wana sing gee
Finimana foonimana one is now free

Then the horns kicked in
And my shoes started to squeak

Now we're coming up on this really wierd part of my dream
You know, the part where I know how to tapdance
But I can only do it while wearing golf shoes
Then I'm walking again with the girl who can talk with her eyes
This time she says, "I think you see what I'm saying"
Then just before I woke up, it started to rain in southern california

Ooom poppa chikamaga wana sing gow
Do lomma sinnigama mana ching jow
Inimana choogamaga wana sing gee
Finimana foonimana one is now free

Aren't you supposed to be at work?
The girl who could talk with her eyes.
"Can you see what I'm saying?"
This is ponderous man, really ponderous.

Every comedy song tape should have the Bonzo Dog Band's "Trouser Press."

Something by the Frogs.

I'd suggest "I've Got Drugs (Out Of The Mist)".

"Banjo Bonnie" is very Dr. D.

Or "The Sound Of Music"
Or "The Big Shot"
Or "The Intro and The Outro"
Or "I'm The Urban Spaceman"
etc.
etc.
etc.

BORT COMPILATION # 49
...And Now For Something Completely Fucked

01. Butthole Surfers - Sweet Loaf
02. Negativland - U2
03. Atom & His Package - No Head
04. Dictionareoke - Blitzkrieg Bop
05. Zom Zoms - Steve Martin Is Going Nowhere
06. Tom Leher - The Elements
07. The Books - Tokyo
08. Oscar Peterson Trio - Mumbles
09. Spazz - Mighty Morphin Power Violence
10. Langley Schools Music Project - Something Tells Me I'm Into
Something Good
11. Witchy Poo - The Reaper Song
12. Squirrels - Seasons In The Sun
13. Residents - The Loss Of Innocence
14. King Kong - Me Hungry
15. Schlong - Gee, Officer Krupke
16. Nirvana - Moist Vagina
17. Boredoms - Pukulee & Rikulee
18. Green Jello - Hosue Me Teenage Rave
19. Rev. Norb - My Drums Are Cooler Than Shit
20. Autumn Teen Sound - Lunch Menu

Some downloadable good stuff here:

http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/365/

And I have yet to see anyone mention Weird Al.
Obvious? Sure. But the guy is freaking great.

A few suggestions

-James Kolchaka Superstar - Monkey vs Robot
-James Kolchaka & the Zambonis - Hockey Monkey
-Dead Milkmen - anything, preferably off of 'Bucky Fellini' or the song 'Stuart' (off 'Be'elzebubba')
-King Missle - anything (I prefer Cheesecake Truck or Up My Ass)
-Wally Pleasant - Alternateen
-Too Much Joy - Take a Lot of Drugs
-Ed's Redeeming Qualities - Lawn Dart
-Brak - I Like Beans
-Firehose - For the Singer of REM (if the person is an old REM fan, it's perfect)
-Happy Flowers - Pull Of Its Head
-Happy Flowers - Let's Eat the Baby (Like the Gerbils Do)
-Happy Flowers - I Wanna Watch Cartoons
-Yo La Tango w/Daniel Johnston - Speeding Motorcycle
-Goblin Cock - Revenge of Snufulufugus
-MC Chris - Fette's Vette (if they're a Star Wars nerd)
-Negativland - Christianity is Stupid
-Ween - almost anything
-They Might Be Giants - almost anything

Dayglo Abortions - "Dog Farts"
Dead Milkmen - "Air Crash Museum"
Angry Samoans - "They Saved Hitler's Cock"
MDC - "John Wayne was a Nazi"

The Beat Farmers "Happy Boy"
Tommy Womack "I'm Selling Mom's Urine on E-Bay"
John Trubee "A Blind Man's Penis"
Denim "Grandad's False Teeth"
The Fabulous Poodles "Tit Photographer Blues"
Jerry Jerry "Talk About My Dick"
Jerry Jerry & the Sons of Rhythm Orchestra "No Ass Tattoos (in Heaven)"
Robyn Hitchcock "Uncorrected Personality Traits"
The Young Fresh Fellows "Hank, Karen, and Elvis"
Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper "I Ain't Gonna Piss In No Jar"
Dan Bern "Tiger Woods"
The Leaving Trains "Bob Hope"
Buddy Blue "That Yodelin' Hateful Rag"
The Jazz Butcher "Water"
Canned Hamm "Bubble Bath"
Jilted John "Jilted John"

My enthusiasm for this task suddenly ended

Yeah, but his stuff doesn't hold up after one listen. No staying power for a mix--I guarandamntee you'll be hittin' the <skip> button on the Weird Al Track.

Stuff that will work:

The Jazz Butcher: The Devil Is My Friend
The Fools: Life Sucks, Then You Die
Don McClean: On The Amazon
Denim: Middle Of The Road
Botto: It's Not You
The Dickies: Bowling With Bedrock Barney
Screamin' Jay Hawkins: Constipation Blues
Television Personalities: I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives
Dread Zeppelin: Heartbreaker (At The End Of Lonely Street)