I'm in Norfolk, NE this weekend visiting my mom for mother's day. I went out to a few bars here for the first time in something like six years last night and drank PBR all night. I've been drinking Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat since around 4pm today, so I've got a good buzz but nothing else.
I'm trying my best to finish my beer and make it to midnight, but I'll probably pussy out here fast.
What is everyone else drinking and doing?

Pinot Grigio.

I'm about to pull a crab, lobster, and spinach lasagna from the oven.

Don't pussy out though, here's a couple reasons.

1. You live in Nebraska
2. Tomorrow's Mother's Day, and what mother feels complete without a son to be disappointed in?
3. You might as well go for the trifecta and piss off your fiancee. I mean, eventually she's gonna be pissed at you, most likely for no good reason that you can think of, so give her one.

I'm drinking Red Hook IPA, my girlfriend is drinking gin, and we're watching SNL. Good times.

And my cunt neighbor is blasting her stereo at 10:40, when she has the balls to complain about noise we supposedly make. I wonder if I could kill her and get away with it.

My girlfriend stayed in Lincoln, since she wasn't going to visit her own mom.
I don't have enough booze left to truly be an embarassment tonight.

When do the stop selling booze in Nebraska?

Cowboy up motherfucker.

Call the cops on her. If you know the name of another neighbor, give them that name instead...

plus order some really expensive sushi for delivery to her door.

1am, but I spent all the money I had left for alcohol today. I probably shouldn't have even purchased booze this weekend, but I couldn't resist drinking with my brother.
He had to stop early tonight so he could work at 5am tomorrow.

I need to save my money to monger hardcore at a wedding next weekend.

You're at your mom's house?

1. there's gotta be booze stashed somewhere.

2. there's gotta be a friend in town who's already drunk/drinking who doesn't know you're engaged. "DUDE, i'm getting HITCHED!" Magic words for free shots. Helps if you've got a picture of her in your wallet.

pull a 4 to 4, then start talking

I'm not engaged, it is not my wedding next weekend nor is one planned. I'm just essentially hitched, since my girlfriend and I have lived together for a decent amount of time and have been dating for nearly three years.
I know absolutely no one who still lives here that I would like to call and my mother cannot drink due to her recent heart surgery. Plus, she never bought booze anyway, unless she was at a family wedding or reunion.

less text more booze

wow are you screwed.

Yeah, I probably should have went sober and bored tonight, rather than this half-ass stuff.
Hopefully, the reception next week is open bar or dirt cheap so I can drink like a champ in western Nebraska.

Mixed up a tasty cocktail in the blender for my roomie & friend

- mango, peach, orange juice
- crushed ice
- lots of appleton estate rum

mmmmm.... very good.

But goodness, I'm light weight these days... one drink and I'm light-headed, two and I'm ready for bed.

I should have another though, because my man is on the other side of the continent for the next 9 days.

I've essentially been drunk since thursday night.