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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:30 pm 
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I've got an idea for a romantic comedy starring Jin from TV's Lost and Kate Hudson.

She plays Kellie Wright, a Wellesley-educated advertising exec who has a gorgeous Trump Tower penthouse, but no one with whom to share it. She has everything she could possibly want in the world, except for true love. When her company limo breaks down one dreary October day en route from Downtown to Uptown, she is forced to take a cab for the first time in her sheltered life, where she falls head over heels for her cabbie, a hard-working (but rough-around-the-edges) immigrant named Li Wong. Hilarity ensues when Kellie invites her new beau to meet her WASP-y parents at their weekend home out in The Hamptons, in this Fall's most irresistable chick flick...

If Loving You is Wong, I Don't Want to be Wright

Scrrenplay by Nora Ephron
Directed by Chris Columbus
Rated PG

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oh..waitaminute...

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"Gz in Time" -- Friday meets Back to School

(I 100% Guarantee this will be made within 5 years)

"Black to School" -- Remake of Back to School with an all black cast.

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Senator Smebopolis LooGAR Wrote:
"Black to School" -- Remake of Back to School with an all black cast.


With Cedric The Entertainer as Thornton Melon and Nick Cannon as his son??? I'd greenlight that shiznit!

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When Ohio State Star Quarterback Johnny Utah goes down with a "bummed knee" in the Rose Bowl, his look-a-like backup Shane Falco comes in to lead the buckeyes to victory.

This feel good movie stars Keanu Reeves in a dual role.

working title: Chicks dig scars and Glory Lasts Forever

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I want to make a short film called "Edit-Off". It's about an editing competition.


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Shane Falco: The Dark Years

A Documentary on the late years of Shane Falco's football carrer. Documents his downward spiral into drugs, alcohol, and gambling in the seedy underworld of cock-fighting.

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Double Team II: The Return.

Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman reprise their hit roles from the 1997 film as Jack Quinn and Yaz and team up to defeat...THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST.

Wait, that's a good movie idea...

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Obner: The Movie

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"Billy & the Clonosaurus"

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Total KungFusion

Billy Connolly & John Cleese are twin brothers & aging Kung Fu masters who must battle an endless aray of wicked characters in an attempt to recapture the Queens tea set stolen by evil warlords based in the Russian break away republic of Tealackistan. Also starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Stephen Baldwin, Eddie Griffin (token black guy who dies pretty early) & Gary Busey as the head warlord. The films action scenes are fueled by a 70's Jazz fusion soundtrack including Herbie Hancock & Billy Cobham.

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"Billy & the Clonosaurus"


Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done...then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through.....was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had......most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?! I mean, thank you, come again

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I take mine back I want that movie to be made

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Damen Wrote:
Total KungFusion

Billy Connolly & John Cleese are twin brothers & aging Kung Fu masters who must battle an endless aray of wicked characters in an attempt to recapture the Queens tea set stolen by evil warlords based in the Russian break away republic of Tealackistan. Also starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Stephen Baldwin, Eddie Griffin (token black guy who dies pretty early) & Gary Busey as the head warlord. The films action scenes are fueled by a 70's Jazz fusion soundtrack including Herbie Hancock & Billy Cobham.


I usually only see 1 or 2 non-film festival movies a year in the theatres and I would go see this.


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Obner: The Movie

A murderer is among us. His or her first victim was Monty. His next victim will be...


Or rather... "Obners Like Us"-- a charming, funny and bittersweet film dealing with music board geeks who finally come together and meet in person, to mourn the loss of one of their own, who was crushed by a shelf containing his massive 5000 cd collection.


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I've got an idea for a romantic comedy starring Jin from TV's Lost and Kate Hudson.

She plays Kellie Wright, a Wellesley-educated advertising exec who has a gorgeous Trump Tower penthouse, but no one with whom to share it. She has everything she could possibly want in the world, except for true love. When her company limo breaks down one dreary October day en route from Downtown to Uptown, she is forced to take a cab for the first time in her sheltered life, where she falls head over heels for her cabbie, a hard-working (but rough-around-the-edges) immigrant named Li Wong. Hilarity ensues when Kellie invites her new beau to meet her WASP-y parents at their weekend home out in The Hamptons, in this Fall's most irresistable chick flick...

If Loving You is Wong, I Don't Want to be Wright

Scrrenplay by Nora Ephron
Directed by Chris Columbus
Rated PG


Jin the freestyler?

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When Daryl Fren, an imbecilic government employee late for work and keen to avoid his boss, sets off a security alert by using an out of date pass on a restricted entrance, he gains the hatred of Bruce Grizzly, head of security and his day goes from bad to possibly deadly.

Mistakenly falling asleep in the toilet after a drinking a whiskey miniature as a dare and not awaking until well after 'home time', a terrified Fren must evade close circuit television, electronic surveillance equipment, an IT consultant who's stayed behind and his security nemesis Grizzly and successfully exit the building before the last 240 bus leaves Barrhead Road, bound for safety.

Based on a true story.

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Um, I believe that's spelled "Darren Frew."

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A buddy film (really, I just had to write that), starring Rob Schneider and a polar bear.

When zoologist Malcom Utley discovers a deadly plot by a wealthy zoo owner to exterminate all the animals of the zoo, Malcom teams up with a polar bear named Jeb and hilarity ensues as the modern retelling of Noah's Ark is retold.

Tentative Title: "sNOw roblem"

*note:the average moviegoer won't get the pun of snow/no so we here at the studio believe it show be printed exactly as above.*

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i thought this was a thread for the band
"post your bad movie ideas"
and their new album "here"

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