...and in other news

CHICAGO, Illinois (Reuters) -- Psychic Uri Geller and two partners have bought the Tennessee house Elvis Presley lived in before moving to Graceland, with a winning bid of $905,100 on eBay, he has said.

"We are unbelievably pleased. This is a piece of history," Geller said by phone from England on Monday.

"We intend to restore it to its old glory. We would like to bring sick children there (for tours), Palestinian children, Israeli children, American children," the Israeli-born Geller said. "Hopefully one day we might get approval to turn it into a museum."

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/16/elvis.geller.reut/index.html

Just be sure not to buy him any silverware for a housewarming present, 'cause that fucker's just gonna end up bending all the spoons.

Do you even search for material anymore? Or is it all alley-oop dunks.

By the way, the Spurs looked pretty good last night.






JET! Whoo-oo-oo-Whoo-ooohh JET!

I will stroke the spoon--like last time, but now it takes me... faster, because my power is stronger.
Do it with me.. BEND. BEND. Stroke the golf club. Yes,yes. Please believe and give me time. You see, I am trying to bend also this spoon, but it is not... Yes, yes. Oh oh yes , yes, more way. Something is happening here. Help me, help me. Ah ah ah ah it's bending look, look it's bending, yes. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Yes, yes, yes. Do it with me. Yes its becoming soft. Help me. Yes. Yes!"















































What a fucking jackass.

Now that my plantar fascitis (sic) has eased up a bit, I'm feeling spry enough to throw down the ocassional two-hander.