Keep in mind, these are just celebrity couples, so LooGAR + FEMGAR do not qualify for consideration.

None of these compare to Spade and Locklear.

How does she go from Tommy Lee to Richie Sambora to David Spade?

Zeta-Jones and Douglas got my vote. She is getting up there in age and still is hotter than hell. Douglas I don't think was ever even slightly considered a sex symbol.

She outhots him by a billion to 1.

Sandra Bullock looks like a horse's asshole.

I'm torn between Charlie/Kate and MD/CZ-J. Closest call EVER. Might have been Spade/Locklear, if she still looked like she did circa Melrose Place, but L'Oreal be L'Etting her down these days.

hello?

Rik Okasek and Paulina Poriskova is the highest example of this.

and Jay-Z/Beyonce

Oh damn, Kerry's got a point.

Still, david SPADE.

His hairpiece rivals Shatner's for most obvious ever.

I came REALLY close to including them, but thought best of it, as I want my heart to explode due to years of self-inflicted digestive abuse, and not due to a well-aimed Glock.

J-lo and Marc Anthony? I mean he's ugly as sin, but he's still the hot one in the couple.

I don't get the Kate Hudson/Chris Robinson marriage. That guy is so gross. But I guess they both love the ganja, so there ya go.

Michael Douglas looks like a grandma.

Maybe 10-15 years ago, but has she held up over the years? Sure, he's ALWAYS been DAT UG, but I'd be interested to know if she's still got it goin' on nearly a quarter-century after the "Drive" video.

Funny. They showed up with their small entourage at Hustler's in San Fran when I went there last August. They had their own little roped off VIP section. She outhots him for sure, but not by much.

I'd have to agree with the Spade/Locklear vote.

I'm probably in the minority, but I find Kate Hudson to be 100% unremarkable.

See my post above.

so cast that vote already, juice...

oh yeah.

Are we working for VH1 now or something?

I'd take that paycheck.

David. Spade. Hands. Down.

Poriskova w/ Liv Tyler. Id say PP still has DAT IT.

and some of us are way wittier than Hal Sparks, who I think is on retainer with VH1 for any lame-ass show they produce.

btw, speaking of VH1, I caught myself watching the 100 best metal videos hosted by Sebastian Bach. Good lord that guy has not aged well, and he needs to cut the goddamned split ends off.

jewel and her redneck husband should be up there too.

i voted kate/charlie.

the only good hire that they've made is Patrice O'Neal.

I'd like to shove Hal Sparks and Mo Rocca into an incinerator. Just. Die.

Oh, and I went with this one in the poll:



H.B.C. isnt exactly world class but Tim Burton is ugly and creepy. He gets his jollies off to things made out of clay.

Guys, David Spade and Heather Locklear are dunzo.

Yikes, that is just perverse.