for 16 family members for my Ma's 78th. I have spent the entire day (starting at 7am)buying, prepping and making all of this.

Shrimp Cocktail with homemade Soy Ginger and Garlic(touch of wasabi and grapefruit)

Heirloom tomatoes on a bed of arugala with buffala mozzarella, calamata olives, drizzled in truffle oil and a meyer lemon on the side

bacon wrapped filet mignon made to order with 2x baked potato

angel food cake with strawberries and whip creme(cointreau laced)

Martini glass dollop of vanilla ice cream with espresso shot poured over

I hardly ate a thing my self, missed dessert, most of my filet and salad but drank a little. No one got sick. And the best of all was my mom wanting a repeat of Nick Lowe's Dig My Mood all night.

Nice.

This gives the prince of darkness some competition around here.

seafoam,
it's about time you knew the truth.
i am your true birth mother and my birthday's in july.

Laura's phone voice is way way WAY too sexy to belong to anyone's mother. Having never met her or her alleged kids, I'm calling the bluff.

But i'm still hearing her say the above in my head, and it's very distracting.

And good job seafoam, very nice!

-P