Like hell i did. Fuck that.

But who does?

Do you have to use a series of mirrors, or is it like braille?

Looking at the other two threads, I can't tell which first reply I'd rather see in here first:



or

Being bendy helps.

I shave my scalp with reckless abandon.

But it's stretched tautly over my skull, so wounding myself is a remote possibility at best.

How does the pube thing work? Girls, aren't you afraid of slicing your labia? Guys, how do you keep from giving yourself a vasectomy or worse?

Everyone should do some trimmage.

It's not difficult or scary.

This isn't an "i trimmed my pubes" parody thread of a parody thread.

This is a serious "I SHAVED my pubes" parody thread that is asking some hard questions about real life dilemmas.

We're not talking sustainable growth in the rain forests, we're discussing slash and razor burn.

I like crotch fur.

I hate getting lady pubes in my mouth.

Well, if Phil is seriously asking. What you always want to do is trim the excess first. While in the shower or bath, make sure the hair is softened with warm water and soap. Use a fresh razor and shave away.

I figured that it had to be a similar process to shaving my head.

But are you looking at what you're doing? Or are you pretending you're stevie wonder?

I would hope to god that anyone working down there with a cutting instrument is paying serious attention to the task at hand.

Shit, old kentucky is a law student, chopping vegetables, oops there went his fucking thumb. So much for guitar.

Now add hot water, steam, shaving cream, slippery tubs, RAZORS, a lack of yoga training, and before you know it, so much for having sex.

Whoa, you can find anything on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair

I looked it up because it was my understanding that it is necessary to reduce friction...Wikipedia confirms.

Wikipedia also discusses the removal process but my favorite section is pubic hair in art.

New word for today: Acomoclitism - A preference for hairless genitals.

Btw, I think Phil should recruit Deena for the task.

i trim up top and shave everything parallel to the cock and under, not really anything tricky

I heard somewhere -- some medical statistic, not really sure which one -- that there are a certain percentage of men who barely look at their penises, even when urinating or showering. I don't get how somebody can do that...

But yeah, if you're not gonna look at what you're doing, you probably shouldn't do it. At least it'll look bigger when you're done.

Why can I remember at least three different threads covering this subject?

I wax.

Not really.

What about ass shaving?

You just ruined the fifth parody thread of this subject. You should've made "I shaved my ass."

i do this sometimes. chicks love it.

i mean, a couple of

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