i have a bag of peperidge farm brussels (not as good as the double chocolate milanos), but i don't want to go around my cubicle and ask my co-workers if they want any. it's not that i don't want to share, if they see the bag by my desk, i'll gladly share. it's the act of going around the cubicles and asking people "do you want any?"

anyways, i guess its rude, but i'm just not feeling an effort to offer people cookies today. i always share, it's just i don't want to today.

No, only share the stuff you can live without, like say.... those orange and black taffy candy things the cheap bastards buy at Halloween.

TT don't owe those Cubies nuthin'

Let 'em find their own food drop, Hurley.

Yeah. Or, speaking of Halloween, share those godawful CandyCorns. God they're disgusting.

Put the cookies in a drawer and put only one on your desk so it looks like that's all you have at any given time. If someone questions your "endless cookie" punch them in the face.

i can smell those cookies over here.

red brought me banana bread this morning. mmm... so best. i wouldn't even consider sharing it with other coworkers.

(edit: this sharing rule does not apply to good upstanding obner folk though-- send me a goddamned cookie)

I would share my cookies with Obners.

I bet you would, squire, Eh? Eh? Gor.

Not sure which cute/funny post to reply to.

Frosted
SP
or
ayah.

Yah'll sound like naughty little pre-schoolers.

(and I love it)

I vote for SP's approach. I have done this before myself.
Me like cookies.

By the way...

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

BLASPHEMY!!!

Holy yum, if Alyssa's got two black sisters, send 'em my way, T.

So that's why he went on that killing spree. I'm going to send him some prision cookies.

seriously. it's bad enough that the cookies are actually rice cakes, but this fruit nonsense is too much.

i'd totally share with obners, just as long as they're aren't any mooches.

yeah, yeah. sure, sure.
face it. you're a bad person.

Cookie's band Deathfruit appearing at The Furry Arms Saturday at 6. All ages. BYOC.

Since I'm an only child, sharing just isn't my bag. I had a coworker eat almost all of my nutter butter cookies and then ask a few days after plowing through them, "You ate all of those cookies?" I wanted to punch her in her big dumb nose.

If I've baked/cooked with other people in mind (ie. Z's banana bread), then I don't mind sharing.

I like the idea of a neverending cookie or whatever stacey said. That's a good one.

Well, I am a mooch so I guess that counts me out.

Yeah. I am going to leave this comment alone.

Why start now? Have I broken your spirit?

Because sometimes one must resist the temptation to create inuendo. For example, it is just too easy to try and make a double entendre with the word "come". Like, "Hey Billy, come on the boat". You could do it, but it's just way too easy. Sometimes your statements could be paraphrased as follows, "come".

done.