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Elvis Fu
 Post subject: Worst Band Names of Aught Six
PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:36 pm 
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WORST BAND NAMES, JANUARY - JUNE '06
Jew Driver
Battle Of The Saxes
Papa Grows Funk
Bandits Of The Acoustic Revolution
MC Vagina
Groovatron
Brutal Dildos
Sh-Sh-Sh-Shark Attack!!!!
The Delaware Stringasm
The Robocop Kraus
Rigor Phallus
Poontang Wrangler
Gnarls Barkley
SikFuk
Urban Funk Ordinance
Natives Of The New Dawn
Tye Dye Skye
Bonerama
Down With Naked
Figure H8
Honkytonk Homeslice
Green Milk From The Planet Orange
Cute Is What We Aim For
Genital Hercules
Silence The Foe
Set Your Goals
Daughters Of The Sun
X-Rated Porno Machine
Mood Syrup

BEST-WORST BAND NAMES:
Arsonists Get All The Girls
16 Bitch Pile-Up
God Damn Doo Wop Band
The Internet
Holy Fuck
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza
The Fucking Ocean
You Say Party! We Say Die!
America's Meth Problem II
Here Comes Old Vodka Tits
Knife Knife Gun
Americans UK
Wealthy Whore Entertainment
Fecal Corpse
Maggot Twat
Corpse Vomit
Forest Of Impaled
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
You Ruined Christmas
Said The Sun To The Girl
Ambulance! Ambulance!
Hollywood Holocaust!
Sorry About Your Couch
Awesome Snakes
Total B.S.
Total Fucking Blood
Jehovah's Shit List
Instant Asshole
Mariospeedwagon
Jesus Fucking Christ
And Now You Beg
Laser In The Jungle
Bodies In The Gear Of The Apparatus
TwoDeadSluts OneGoodFuck

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love tony danza tap dance extravaganza and here comes old vodka tits. americans uk isnt bad either

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genital hercules isnt a bad name
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I do like Old Vodka Tits.

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The second list confirms my belief that a name can make or break a band. There's quite a few on that list that I will now look into simply because their names are so awesome.
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Cute Is What We Aim For really sucks, unless they're deathcore or something.
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I do like Old Vodka Tits.

A double bill featuring them and Rich Whore Entertainment might be pretty good...provided it was actually old vodka tits and a wealthy whore, not some shitty bands.

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they forgot oh no! oh my! in the first list.


i love holy fuck and get cape wear cape fly.

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I like the Sh-Sh-SH-Shark Attack.

and Gnarls Barkley.

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Sorry About The Couch is qual.

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Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza are an excellent band.

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