A friend of a friend gave it to me.

The site looked like a bunch of tech jargon, confusing stuff about bitrates and busywork. It was daunting. So i decided to wait.

Six months of waiting = my invite is invalid!

Did I blow it or what?

pwned?

i dunno, i would sure like one.

i got one from smafty

ill give some out when i eventually get some, but that wont be for a little while

I had one and I screwed it up. I downloaded stuff that isn't exactly popular so now I am gonna be waiting a LONG time before my ratio is up, let alone before I have invites. Deepest aplogies to my secret inviter. I am screwin' his bidness up too.

One day it will all be right.

The thing that makes it tough to get established on OiNK is the same thing that makes it so great... people seed like crazy. The best way to fix your ratio is to upload your own torrents. Pick something from your own collection that you think will be fairly popular, and hasn't already been uploaded, and you'll be in positive territory in no time.

Whiney and Patrick, PM me your email addresses and I'll send you invites.

I don't know how to make something a torrent.
I am completely useless.

Here are some guides on how to create torrents:

http://jiggafellz.isa-geek.net/bt/