So . . . my friend just emailed me this and I think we should all take it to heart.


Inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "the way to achieve inner Peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel now. Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

I think that, on a quality-per-post ratio, deena owns this board.

That is all.

What if you don't remember everything you've started? Are you basically fucked, or is it and bliss-via-ignorance thing?

I find calmness in NOT finishing things.

Phil,

She's a keeper.

-Tim