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tehobner
 Post subject: I officially have an insane ex.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:31 am 
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About 20 minutes ago I'm showering when someone knocks on my bathroom door. Then an ex of mine whom i haven't even spoke with in 3-4 months walks right in (drunk) wearing a bathing suit and insisting on coming in. It was like a total WTF moment. I pussed out and insisted on her leaving, which as far as I know she did, that or she's hiding in the attic or basement or something. My reaction may have been far different had my mother not been sitting in the kitchen which is right next to the bathroom. Thank god she was just armed with a bathing suit instead of a knife or something. I also officially suck and am a total pussy. That was totally surreal.

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Jesus MC! What the fuck kinda shit was she saying, dude?

"I love you Mark Clark, you're the only Obner for me...."

In a swimsuit. Nice work.

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A bathing suit is the most lethal weapon of all....

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Im a-feared.
Sounds like she's been taking "the drugs".
Seriously that's insane.

There was some kind if scarry "domestic dispute" out on our street last night. Some ex showing up at a woman's house and finding her with another man.

It was a mess. I was happy someone called the coppers. It sounded like the ex was gonna pop a cap in someone. ...But luckily we're in Canada, in the Annex = wimps.
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Late at night, she knocks on my door. She's drunk again and lookin' to score.
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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Jesus MC! What the fuck kinda shit was she saying, dude?


Insane babbling? Unsettlingly focused attention on your person? Pornish dialogue? All three?

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you'll have to kill her now
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to stop the news from getting out/ reassert your manhood
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Dont get too confident. This guy tried to reassert his manhood too.
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Hegel-Oh's Wrote:
Dont get too confident. This guy tried to reassert his manhood too.


thank god we're bridging the digital divide, or we would never have access to material like this.
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Hegel-Oh's Wrote:
Dont get too confident. This guy tried to reassert his manhood too.


Jesus Christ, that guy got flat out dominated! Of course it didn't help him being drunk as a skunk.
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konstantinl Wrote:
A bathing suit is the most lethal weapon of all....


I'd say lingerie is like the nuclear bomb of weapons, but you are on the right track.

Didn't your mom notice she walked into your house?
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my watch smells like the beach.

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You live with your mother?
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You live with your mother?


he's barely legal man. haha
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DING dong.

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Should have banged her.

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Yeah, what was your mom doing that she didn't hear someone come into her house?
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I have no idea actually.

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Aural Fixation Wrote:
Yeah, what was your mom doing that she didn't hear someone come into her house?


drunk.
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Sweet! I'm hanging out with Mark's mom.
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MC you just turned away every man's wet dream

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ayah Wrote:
Aural Fixation Wrote:
Yeah, what was your mom doing that she didn't hear someone come into her house?


drunk.


fuckin

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Wait a sec... Andy Prieboy (ex-Wall of Voodoo) and Merrill Markoe (ex-wife of David Letterman) teamed up to write a book? Wha the fu?
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