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 Post subject: For Your Consideration: Rock's Biggest Wusses
PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:50 pm 
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Courtesy of Blender magazine:

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?ID=1990

25. Robert Smith
24. Donovan
23. everyone in N'SYNC
22. Natalie Merchant
21. Pat Boone
20. Garth Brooks
19. Bread
18. Common
17. Metallica
16. Paul McCartney
15. Christopher Cross


...any contenders you'd like to add for the top 15?

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Pat Boone is rock?

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 Post subject: Re: For Your Consideration: Rock's Biggest Wusses
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15. Christopher Cross


You cannot be a wuss and appear on a David Lee Roth album. Strike this selection, Blender.


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 Post subject: Re: For Your Consideration: Rock's Biggest Wusses
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15. David Lee Roth


And if that rule holds, forget including Stephen Bishop or Andrew Gold--they're both on Neil Young's Living With War.


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Conor Oberst at number one.


I'm calling it now.


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Conor Oberst at number one.


I'm calling it now.


Good call.


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Fred Durst is number one through ten.


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Nick Drake has an outside chance of making the list.


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Also, Billy Corgan and Art Garfunkel.


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Also, Moby.


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I wouldn't want Merchant to be less wussy. Besides, Lisa Loeb is far wussier, as purty as she is.
Smith could probably also kick Blender's ass. He's not a little man under all that goth-goo.


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Also, Moby.


Yea, Moby is top 3, for sure.


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Bon Jovi deserves the top spot just for their "You Can't Go Home" video. They're bulding a freaking Habitat for Humanity house (wait - is Jon running for Congress?)

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Are we foigetting the wussy glory of the novelty acts"
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Morrissey is cut as

and also, batshit insane

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mutty Wrote:
Nick Drake has an outside chance of making the list.


how?

There is no footage of him, anywhere. Photos are rare, and all primary sources are disjointed, conflicting, and distanced.

His music isn't very wussy. At least compared to any other artist of the same vein.

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splates Wrote:
Morrissey is cut as

and also, batshit insane

i wouldnt fight him


and he's handsome.

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amgl Wrote:
mutty Wrote:
Nick Drake has an outside chance of making the list.


how?

There is no footage of him, anywhere. Photos are rare, and all primary sources are disjointed, conflicting, and distanced.

His music isn't very wussy. At least compared to any other artist of the same vein.

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Drake was acutely shy[1] and began to resent touring. The few concerts he did play were usually in support of other British folk acts of the time, such as Fairport Convention or John Martyn and were often brief and awkward. Partially because of this, his work received little attention and sold poorly. Whilst in the recording studio, he was so shy that he would always play into the wall so as to avoid people's gazes.


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amgl Wrote:
splates Wrote:
Morrissey is cut as

and also, batshit insane

i wouldnt fight him


and he's handsome.


psh

so am i


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actually ive been getting a lot of shit for having morrissey hair lately since i havent cut it for awhile


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