...for a three-hole punch and I found the following, literally stashed around the office:
1 bottle triplesec
1 bottle vermouth
12 pack, negro modelo
2 bottles of wine
1 jar, cocktail olives.

these were in unused desk drawers, file cabinets, etc...

no hole punch though.

unless you wanna punch a hole thru your stomach. try that.

keep looking

do you work in heaven?

there's got to be gin somewhere, cotton.

i will paypal you $3 if you drink a martini at your desk.

i just moved to a new desk today. i found a time sheet from 2004 in one of the drawers. there's also some food, which i presume is also from 2004. sick.

This is tempting, but no, the gin is already in the open at the "bar". This is the disturbing part.

I don't touch those, but I can assure you that if I'm not swimming at 5 this evening I will be pounding several of those beers at a time.

I guess I keep the hard stuff in my office: 1 x bottle Toluene, 1 x bottle B-72 Acryolod w/ 20% Toluene, 1 x bottole B-67 w/ 15% Naptha and 1 x bottle of acetone.