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 Post subject: 12 Biggest Dicks in Movies according to GQ
PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:51 pm 
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12. James Spader as Steff (Pretty In Pink)
11. Michael Bowen as Tommy (Valley Girl)
10. Billy Zabka as Chas (Back To School)
9. Craig Kilborn as Mark (Old School)
8. Craig Sheffer as Hardy Jenns (Some Kind Of Wonderful)
7. Matthew Glave as Glenn Guglia (The Wedding Singer)
6. Ted McGinley as Stan Gable (Revenge Of The Nerds)
5. Robert Prescott as Cole Whittier (Bachelor Party)
4. Eriq La Salle as Darryl Jenks (Coming To America)
3. James Daughton as Greg Marmalard (National Lampoon's Animal House)
2. Bradley Cooper as Zachary "Sack" Lodge (Wedding Crashers)
1. Billy Zabka as Johnny Lawrence (The Karate Kid)

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It's nice to see that dickness took a big decline entering the '90s.

But it's funny because I just watched Pretty In Pink today and I was thinking how James Spader seems like such an asshole. In that role, definitely, but just in general.
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well, billy zabka's really got his niche.

and, really, do i have to say it? i didn't quite expect that list to be the content of this thread.
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They also list 10 guys from real life who would make great movie dicks.

Lleyton Hewitt
Christian Laettner
Jon Gruden
Lachlan Murdoch (Rupert's son)
Joe Simpson (Jessica & Ashlee's dad)
Julian Casablancas
Rick Fox
Rick Salomon (Dude in the Paris Hilton porn)
Roger Clemens
George Bush

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alongwaltz Wrote:
It's nice to see that dickness took a big decline entering the '90s.


And didn't exist prior to the '80s.

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I thought this thread was about penis size. I couldn't figure out why the first movie was a PG-13 choice.
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I thought this thread was about penis size. I couldn't figure out why the first movie was a PG-13 choice.


Me too :lol:

I was gonna bring up the fact of how much mancoq makes it in to British films

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Well, uh being a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinkin' it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because... pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!!

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Hey, what about:

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Happy Gilmore and Dirty Work alone should put him up there.
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I read somewhere that Zabka's a devout Christian in real life and is a pretty mild dude (though a mild Christian with a black belt).
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Happy Gilmore and Dirty Work alone http://www.obner.org/bb/posting.php?mod ... 8343should put him up there.


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they should have completed the trifecta:
Greg Tolan in Just One of the Guys.

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I feel the work of Matt Dillon and Hank Salas in My Bodyguard is being criminally overlooked in this category.

But, yeah, Zabka is definitely Lord of the Douche.

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What about the older brother in...

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pinehurst Wrote:
Well, uh being a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinkin' it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because... pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!!


That made me laugh so hard. I don't know what took me so long to watch that movie, but it is hilarious.
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What about the older brother in...

[img][318:500]http://www.impawards.com/1985/posters/weird_science.jpg[/img]


He disqualified himself by TAKING dicks in Oz. (Er, I was thinking of the TV series, but oh well. Fuck Bill Paxton.)


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Oh, MAN...they left off a DEFINITE top 5-er for sure! CHET from Weird Science!!!

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Oh, and Niedermayer was a WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY bigger dick than Marmalard.

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Oh, MAN...they left off a DEFINITE top 5-er for sure! CHET from Weird Science!!!


I totally thought he would be un-googleable but look!...IT'S CHET!

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Didn't he get turned into a monster or something?

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I was searching for more guys that were dicks in movies but I kinda felt like GQ's list was more of a ex-boyfriend/romantic rival type of list than an older brother/authority figure list. Which if it wasn't, you'd have to add these guys.

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To add to the list:

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James Van Der Beek as Rick Sanford (Angus)

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I thought for sure Dirk Diggler would be #1.
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