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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:28 am 
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Meet Genpets!
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Extend a hand and shake a paw, Genpets™ are here.

Unpackage your Genpet and unpackage a world of possibilities.



Say Hello to the all New Genpets™ from Bio.Genica!
The Genpets™ are Pre-Packaged, Bioengineered pets implemented today!

That’s right, Genpets are not toys or robots. They are living, breathing genetic animals.

We use a process called "Zygote Micro Injection" which is quickly becoming a favourable method to combine DNA, or to insert certain proteins from different species. Most notably it was used in 1997 to splice mice with bioluminescent jellyfish and has since been used to create glowing rabbits, pigs, fish, and monkeys . Since then, human DNA has been injected into rabbits, chimpanzees, spider DNA into sheep, and now, Genpets have arrived!

We’ve gone one step further by packaging the Genpets™ into plastic packages unlike any other. Each Genpet™ package has a fully functional heart rate monitor and Fresh Strip to better gauge the state of each pet while it lies in its hibernation state.

The Genpets™ come in 2 base configurations, a 1-year model, and 3-year model.

From there we’ve broken it down even further. While each Genpet may look the same, really they aren’t. Each Genpet™ comes with a color-coded personality. For example, a child that wishes to have a Genpet™ that is very energetic would choose a Red Genpet™

Engineered DNA, engineered personalities, and engineered lifespan, it doesn’t come any better than that. Bio-Genica has you covered on all bases. Just leave the details to us.

Upon removing a Genpet from the package the pet will slowly wake up over the course of approximately 20minutes. Out of the packages, Genpets™ have limited mobility. Like dolls, puppies or human babies, they must be looked after and cared for. Upon waking from its dormant state the Genpet™ will immediately bond or imprint to your child.

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wut

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i haven't heard of that


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How do they taste?


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super disturbing faq on the website

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Another kneeslapper from Todd.

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"Sweetie, I know you wanted a puppy, but I bought you a fetus instead!"

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"The revenge of the genpets", with Will smith starring coming soon.

Thats awesome, what sex are they?


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Another kneeslapper from Todd.


Are you simply jealous of people your age, or a little older, who actually found women to love and marry them, and with whom to have kids? First, frostingspoon was a paedophile; now, PopTodd is an ignoramus.

What gives?

Maybe you can lose some got-damn weight and not be an asshole, and get a wife of your own.


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