Someone tell me why Christ is wearing an eyepatch here. Are we to assume that he's being portrayed as a pirate??? If so....why?





It's stuff like this that keeps me up at night. Thanks.

and saying "because it's Slayer" is not an answer BTW.

That's not Christ, it's Dave Navarro.

And Dave Navarro thinks he's a pirate. Just look at the set from Rockstar INXS.

Okay, I can understand that logic but why is Dave Navarro on a Slayer album cover then?



Do they secretly lust after Carmen Electra and are trying to win her heart?

and just as a pre-emptive move, i will now be posting this picture just to save someone else the trouble:

You bastard, I was leading up to that!

someone find the picture of Kramer wearing the eye-patch in imitation of the white-whale-hunting cop.

The Roman soldiers missed on the first attempt at rib-spearing.

your humour has been in decline as of late

everything alright at home?

The cover is like about everything my brother Mike painted during his college years. Except in the background there'd be an amazonian babe holding a beer and a piece of pizza.

Maybe that's not an eye-patch. Maybe it is a deep, black hole where his eye used to be.

I quite enjoy the bizzaro Albuquerque baloon festival happening in the background.

This is a pretty good record though. We should do a Cannibal Corpse album cover case study next.

Been too busy with Nilsson mixes to fully concentrate.

And is that a picture of Christ on his chest? Or is he wearing JC Underoos?

Maybe Colin Meloy is moonlighting in Slayer.

better yet, why does he have a broad nose like a black man?

that's the real question.

Mamma was a playa.

Playa Slaya Savior