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 Post subject: nmr - our flatulent president
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:38 pm 
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Restoring honor and dignity to the White House
Passing along the word from a "top insider," U.S. News and World Report says that the president of the United States "can't get enough of fart jokes." "He's also known to cut a few for laughs," the magazine says, "especially when greeting new young aides."

-- Tim Grieve

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thats GREAT...

oh yeah count++;

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yeah, you provided some insightful commentary, jerk-o!

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 Post subject: Re: nmr - our flatulent president
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Sigh.

From salon.com

Restoring honor and dignity to the White House
Passing along the word from a "top insider," U.S. News and World Report says that the president of the United States "can't get enough of fart jokes." "He's also known to cut a few for laughs," the magazine says, "especially when greeting new young aides."

-- Tim Grieve


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OMG


yeah, you provided some insightful commentary, jerk-o!


So I didn't have a spiffy picture like you, get off my back.

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yeah me either :)

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OMG


yeah, you provided some insightful commentary, jerk-o!


So I didn't have a spiffy picture like you, get off my back.



*insert doggie style profane picture here*

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.

How is farting around young aides less noble than soliciting blow jobs from them?

Keep in mind, I voted for Clinton once (I was 16 in 1992) and never voted for Bush.

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i love fart jokes.

what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

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OMG


yeah, you provided some insightful commentary, jerk-o!


So I didn't have a spiffy picture like you, get off my back.



*insert doggie style profane picture here*


TO THE MOON

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what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.


Awesome. I love that joke.

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I'm sure Dubya and his fart jokes are actually quite sophisticated, especially in comparison to this:

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nothingface Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
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OMG


yeah, you provided some insightful commentary, jerk-o!


So I didn't have a spiffy picture like you, get off my back.



*insert doggie style profane picture here*


TO THE MOON
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SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
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OMG


yeah, you provided some insightful commentary, jerk-o!


So I didn't have a spiffy picture like you, get off my back.



*insert doggie style profane picture here*


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I'm sure Dubya and his fart jokes are actually quite sophisticated, especially in comparison to this:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
nothingface Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
nothingface Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
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OMG


yeah, you provided some insightful commentary, jerk-o!


So I didn't have a spiffy picture like you, get off my back.



*insert doggie style profane picture here*


TO THE MOON


I'm going to be President one day!!!

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finally i agree with the president about something. of course, i fit in to a place in the power hierarchy that reflects my view on the hilarity of farts...

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DON'T TELL ME THE PRESIDENT IS HUMAN
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Somebody needs to ask Laura if she's ever gotten the Dutch Oven Treatment.

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