My first day of class tomorrow morning (this morning now) and I can't sleep.

I just finally finished "work" which included among other things: fighting off some crazy wench who wanted to tonguekiss me in the dining room, balancing today's reciepts, settling a despute between some of my kitchen guys, ass kissing some (to my business) important hotel reservations admins from Houston and of course serving 20+ people with a resonable amount of " ...of course I care"

I aced it all, but now its my time to relax

but you know what, I still have to get up early to answer calls, with chipper voice...

4 days to vacation.............................................

Tell me about it. If i dont fall asleep watching tv or a dvd, i will lay in my bed for up to 4 hours just staring at the ceiling. Last week i left my laptop at someone's place and couldn't watch any dvds and it was Hell.

Someone once said "Masterbation is my sleeping pill".

I have a pygmy shoot me with a sleeping dart every night.

All i have to do is crack open David Hume's "Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion" and i want to crash for the next four days...too bad its an assignment...

i'll come over tonight.
we'll cuddle.

You'd never know it, but ayah is the cuddling queen.

When I can't sleep I create works of art with silly putty. And play video games.

I thought I had mono once, but it turns out i was just really bored.