Albums that just crack you up.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:31 pm

This one gets me everytime.

PopTodd · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:36 pm

Anything by The Bonzo Dog Band

Promethium · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:39 pm

Jello Biafra with Mojo Nixon and The Toad Liquors "Praire Home Invasion"
Ween "12 Golden Country Hits"

Timis · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:40 pm

Hegel · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:42 pm

The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds

*ducks*

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:44 pm

Timis · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:46 pm

Meatbone Wrote:

The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds

*ducks*

erroroneous!!!!!!

mutty · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:04 pm

Wait - do you mean the actual album cracks you up, or just the cover art?

Timis · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:04 pm

mutty Wrote:

Wait - do you mean the actual album cracks you up, or just the cover art?

for me its both

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:16 pm

mutty Wrote:

Wait - do you mean the actual album cracks you up, or just the cover art?

my pick is for both. i mean with a tracklisting like this...

1. Heterosexuals Have The Right To Rock
2. Rock Em Sock Em
3. White Trash Woman
4. Adultery
5. On The Rag
6. Kick It On Down
7. Secretary Hump
8. Cough Test Casting
9. S.F.C.C.
10. Up The Dose
11. Kings Of Sleaze
12. Service Me Or Be Smacked
13. All Women Are Insane

and with lyrics like this...

Se cretary Hump:

Here comes my secretary hump
I'm gonna cram my dick up her rump
She works all day from nine to five
She's kickin' up my sex drive
Now I'm gonna open her mouth real wide
And cram my big dick inside

Now,I'm just an executive on the job
And I'm just a horny slob
Here comes my secretary hump
Gonna cram my dick up her rump
Then I'm gonna open her pussy lips real wide
Then I'm gonna cram my infected dick inside

Oh gettin' my urge up
She looks so sexy
Long fingernails,short little skirt
Can't hold back any longer
Can't stop myself

Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge

Here comes my secretary hump
Gonna cram my dick up her rump
Then I'm gonna spread her butt cheeks real wide
And hock a luggie inside
She knew what to do around the clock
She knew how to blow my cock
She knew what to do when hired
If she doesn't put out,she's fired

Ah,you want to raise a baby?
Get it on with big,boss,daddy man
Don't look at me like you're too smart
You're just a little tart

You want a raise?
Unzip my zipper,I'll give you a raise
Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge

i mean, that blows freakin' Weird Al outta the water.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:17 pm

Timis Wrote:

mutty Wrote:

Wait - do you mean the actual album cracks you up, or just the cover art?

for me its both

Vegetable Man · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:21 pm

I'm more partial to another Mentors album - You Axed for It!

Between 'Sandwich of Love' and 'Four F Club (Find Her, Feel Her, F*** Her, Forget Her)' - that album is sheer genius.

I mean, shit - they coined the genre of 'Rape Rock'. I don't care who you are, that shit's funny. The people who took it seriously are even funnier.

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:28 pm

Vegetable Man Wrote:

I'm more partial to another Mentors album - You Axed for It!

Between 'Sandwich of Love' and 'Four F Club (Find Her, Feel Her, F*** Her, Forget Her)' - that album is sheer genius.

I mean, shit - they coined the genre of 'Rape Rock'. I don't care who you are, that shit's funny. The people who took it seriously are even funnier.

hahaha, another RAPE GEM!

yeah their fans were fucking comedy. i caught them when they came to miami ages ago, and it was twisted.....full of hideous hussies, white trash punks and straight edge skateboarders.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:38 pm

1. I Became A Rape Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They asked For It
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
4. Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos
7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
12. I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
14. Body By Auschwitz
15. I Intentionally Ran Over You Dog
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
18. I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
20. I Ate Your Horse
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
23. I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
24. I F#@ked Your Wife
25. Into The Oven
26. I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid F#@king C#nts
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
30. Dictators Are Cool
31. Dead Beat Dads Are Cool
32. Im Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
36. Tim Is Gay
37. BT/AC
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

TinyE · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:35 pm

These song titles and lyrics make me think of a band here in Athens called the Dictatortots. Except their songs are not so violent, just either funny or gross. Mostly both.

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:56 pm

shiv Wrote:

1. I Became A Rape Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They asked For It
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Video
10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
14. Body By Auschwitz
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:06 am

I <3 AC

bort · **Posted:** Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:51 am

the only a.c. song i like is their Oi version of the Bee Gees Stayin' Alive

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:54 am

I probably don't actually need to hear any A.C. songs but "You Rollerblading Faggot" is a great song title.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:59 am

shiv Wrote:

1. I Became A Rape Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They asked For It
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
4. Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos
7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
12. I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
14. Body By Auschwitz
15. I Intentionally Ran Over You Dog
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
18. I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
20. I Ate Your Horse
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
23. I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
24. I F#@ked Your Wife
25. Into The Oven
26. I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid F#@king C#nts
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
30. Dictators Are Cool
31. Dead Beat Dads Are Cool
32. Im Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
36. Tim Is Gay
37. BT/AC
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

Wow. That's some pretty genius stuff. What's the music like? I'm assuming hardcore.

I think "Being Ignorant is Awesome" may have gotten the biggest actual laugh from me.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:33 am

Fan video for "You Rollerblading Faggot"

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

that one's about Eric Clapton.

MiceElf · **Posted:** Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:38 pm

El Vez is the best Mexican Elvis impersonator ever. Graciasland (the only one I own):

Album contains: La Negra - Hurraches Azules - Aztlan - Chicanisma - ¡Go Zapata Go! - It's now or never - Cinco de Mayo(w/Blackbird) - Gypsy Queen - Trouble - The Cuauhtemoc Walk - Cesar Chavez - Mexican Radio (Wall of Voodoo cover) - Safe (Baby lets play Safe) - Immigration Time

I love his other album covers:

Albums that just crack you up.

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