Just saw The Last Kiss, though out of necessity, not want -- Black Dahlia was already fifteen or twenty minutes in when I got my ticket, but I still wanted to see a new film -- and I have to say: only two people I've ever known/seen have lips bigger than Zach. They are Nathan Rosnow, the asthmatic asshole son of an old girlfriend of my father, and Dikembe Mutombo. I have to wonder, then, is Zach, black? Or does he just have a breathing problem?

What is he?

(a) asthmatic

(b) octaroon

haha i can't believe you used the word octaroon.

You rarely fail to amuse.

big fan.

cant wait for two hours of 'Scrubs' a day starting monday!

Macaroon

A) Big-time overrated

or

B) Hack

I'm eating a macaroon right now. Yum.

im gonna get dragged to this movie. help me jesus.

I can't wait to see it.

That said, though, I find Zach Braff to be one of the most unattractive guys around. At no point during Garden State did I ever think, "I'd love to make out with this guy." But, I did love GS and ZB seems to be a pretty decent guy, so his abnormally large mouthbreather lips don't really distract me from the movie.

maroon, buffoon, and baboon.


in that specific order.

wut

I like him a lot and don't find him unattractive at all. Nor do I find him overtly attractive.

Per this month's Paste... TRIPLE THREAT

He's one of dem cuuuuute guys.

I love men with nice lips. Keep those skinny slit-looking lips away from me.

Is he the funny one?

Muppet.

that dude has stronger lookin' teeth than Mike D'Antoni.

I bet he could bite staright through a two-be-four.

Also, large lips = untrustworthy. I mean, what's a guy need that big lips fo?

garden state was lame. zach braff is lame by association.

I must not be very trustworthy, I've always thought I had big lips, especially since they kept me from playing trumpet and forced me to play low brass instead.

This is big news for me! What channel(s)?

comedy central is carrying scrubs now I think.

But what about new episodes? I have the first three seasons on DVD, I don't really have a need for syndication.

Last I read NBC ordered a full season, but is still holding it as a mid season replacement, so new episodes wouldn't start until sometime next year.

Don't know how accurate that information is, though.

It's pretty accurate.

Unless one of them NBC comedies tanks before November sweeps, we might see it on the schedule then.

It always starts up in January. It'll be back on then.

Josh and I just finished watching all the first three seasons on DVD. We were addicted for a while.

We've since moved on to Veronica Mars, the show we're kicking ourselves for not watching til now. Its two seasons are in a row in our Netflix queue. We have three discs right now. Man that show is fucking amazing.

(sorry for the hijack just had to get that out there)

As for Zach, I think he's cute. Plus he's funny as hell which makes him even cuter.

Frankly if a guy is average looking or ok(by stupid Hollywood standards) and happens to be really funny it makes him all the more attractive.