I want a Jonestownesque scene this Saturday at my house, and no matter whom you invite, there will always be a contigent of loathsome beer haters around. We figured we would brew up a batch of some heinous conoction full of liquor to really flatten the crowd and liven things up a bit. The redder and sweeter the better, hallucinogenic effects optional.

Anyone got any mixes from their drunken past?

my friend celeste makes the most deadly sangria anywhere (rough approximation):

at least 10lb assorted citrus (orange, lemon, lime)
2 parts red wine
1 part white wine
1 part vodka
at least a couple pounds of sugar.


juice citrus, but include rinds in mix. combine ingredients well. let sit for afternoon.

imbibe.

god help all of you.

reminds me of a similar recipe, except replace vodka with 151 Rhum and use Ginger Ale instead of sugar.

I caught me a bloody lip that night. I am rarely if ever known to be a violent person sober or drunk. Terse maybe. Not a friend or foe could recall an instance or my behavior deserving. I like to think I walked into a tree in the dim lights since I had no swelling or bruising the following day. Who knows when the potion flows?

Good shit. We made some shit at Senior Week with gallons of that cheap fruit punch, a 12-pack of beer, vodka, rum, Everclear, a pound of sugar and a bunch of chopped up fruits, plus some other shit I'll never remember.

For some reason it was called "Nipples on the Beach" and could never be replicated. This is a good start. Keep it coming you boozers.

Oh my god, Everclear...just the thought of drinking that again makes my body convulse involuntarily.

Jungle Juice recipes need to be bumped for the World Series.

We made some shit in college with Golden Grain, vodka, fruit juice, and just about every fruit under the sun. a slice of watewrmelon was the equivalent of about 19 vodka shots.

No idea of the recipe. LooGar might remember.

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Bloor, I love your Klosterman sign-off. I can't say how many puzzled looks I get when I say Country Music is enjoyable.

1 bottle of Bacardi Rum
1 bottle of Vodka
Juice
Fresh pineapple

Mix contents, stir well. Cut up slices of pineapple and put in juice. It's good stuff. Be sure to put enough juice so you can barely taste the alcohol... but soon you'll be drunk.

I made this jungle juice for a Super Bowl party a couple of years ago and everyone was TRASHED.

Add Malibu to that & you will fckupfolks. It's half the proof of normal Rum but it taste like fruit juice so when you mix in something that big it really helps the mix sneak up on you.

Looks like we got a bunch of amateur chemists up in here.


This thread makes me wanna drink. Now.

No. Parrot Bay. I forgot that's the other liquor I added... boy oh boy, it was some good stuff.

I think I'm going to have to make this for the next party at the Hyperion house.... oh yeah!

"My brother makes this monster eggnog with lighter fluid!" - (Better Off Dead)

I had this recipe at a party about a year ago. Tasted good and got me unexpectedly fucked up.