Monty/Leather! If you read nothing else today, read this!

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Check your PMs.

Too early for nudie pics, sorry chum.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:52 pm

If he reads nothing else today, he won't read his PM.

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ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

has anyone HEARD from jasmine yet?

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:07 am

She's at Soldier Field, remember?

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

oh, i thought she went to the movies.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

ayah Wrote:

has anyone HEARD from jasmine yet?

actually, yes. she called me after the movie because she has my tickets for tomorrow night.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Hey Fu, did you know that the Bears weren't at Soldier Field last night? I waited and waited and they never showed up. They must've been extra quiet because I woke up this morning and surprise!! They'd won the game. I never heard a thing.

Go Bears.

Monty ditched me due to "traffic" or some bullshit like that. When I texted him and wrote "Are you coming?", he wrote back "Yup". And then I thought... hmm... what if he really is coming and that just means he's on his bed jerking off to pictures of George Clooney. I was a little confused. Anyway, I ran into him after the movie, but I had to jet to the doctor. Nice seeing you, Monty. Too bad you didn't get to try the old popcorn trick on me.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:27 pm

red Wrote:

Monty ditched me due to "traffic" or some bullshit like that. When I texted him and wrote "Are you coming?", he wrote back "Yup". And then I thought... hmm... what if he really is coming and that just means he's on his bed jerking off to pictures of George Clooney. I was a little confused. Anyway, I ran into him after the movie, but I had to jet to the doctor. Nice seeing you, Monty. Too bad you didn't get to try the old popcorn trick on me.

Sorry, man. At least "Slumming" proved moderately weird, with a smidge of offense, enough to make the trip worth it.

Also, popcorn trick? Huh? Is this where the pervert sticks his rod thru the bottom of the popcorn bag/bucket, to give an unsuspecting person a surprise when s/he reaches in?

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:40 pm

...as seen in "Diner" and on Chappelle's Show.

Monty/Leather! If you read nothing else today, read this!

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