i am as of today - i was getting to be known around town as "that waiter guy with the mustache", so i thought i'd shake things up a little bit. besides, if i want it back, it only takes a couple of months to be pretty huge.

wonder how it'll affect my dating game?

Eli Waxenstache, we hardly knew ye.

MOD COMPEL AVATAR CHANGE PLEASE.

eli waxenstache will return again, someday . . . some day.

He needs to make his triumphant comeback at SXSW 2007. Stop shaving on Feb. 1 -- that should be enough time for full-on Pringle's mascot action, right?

. . . more like january 1st - i'll consider it, though!

Did you donate it to Locks Of Love?

it is about goddamned time.

Is your back going next?


Har har.

Do we need to take up a collection? Gotta make it so, bro.

I'll prolly do it . . . unless it fucks with my chances with Red . . .

Seriously, girl -- you don't like a tickler?

Well, no way you're getting to third-base with Scott Spiezio, now. Sucker.

So you're rocking the Toothbrush now?

rocking the smooth, smooth upper lip - thought about doing the Hitler for a day, then just lopped it all off.

The "Chaplin" or the "Oliver Hardy", please.

Hitler did ruin everything, though, huh?

He sure did, didn't he? I also briefly considered the Errol Flynn, but that is hardly any classier than the Adolf . . .

haha... better stay clean shaven there, tiger.


Monty, I like every kind of beard imaginable, but moustaches just remind me of the molos. Unless it's a moustache like the neighbor in Office Space. That's kind of hot in a dirty sanchez sort of way.

And I wouldn't attempt third base with Spiezio if I were using your box. I want to rip that little red patch of hair from his face.

Duly noted.

Have you seen the mustaches your people sport? Does that fact not thusly behoove you to not speak ill of others's staches?

I'm dj'ing a faux prom in december and I thought about using DJ Adolf Hipster as my name for it but it got shot down.

That is CLASSIC. I used to lobby my roomates to get our caller ID display to come up "Adolf Hitler" or "Ted Bundy" they never went for that, but we did change it to "Ponch and John."

The thing about the Hitler Mustache, as Bloor so ably pointed out to me once when I was considering it is: One Picture, and you are on "The List" forever. And one day a dude from Mossad cuts your throat.

I'm shaved too, only nicked my skull twice.

Have I ever stated that I like their moustaches? No, I've not. Plus, I don't have any latin friends who sport any. They know better.

I trimmed the muttonchops and got a ton of hair lopped off. I'm sporting a David Beckham faux hawk right now, but with the sideburns I have left, I could probably pull off a Moz look in a week or two.