holy shit, this is a segment of a whole kids video he did--
be somebody or be somebody's fool. a friend of mine has it and it's fucking brilliant. if you have the means i highly recommend trolling the internet for a copy.
edit:better yet here's
the whole damn thing on google video start it around 3:30 to skip the intro. . . and the girl "marta" is "martika" of
toy soldiers fame
and a perfect description: "Genius. Pure genius. Mr. T is our guide through the rocky world of self-esteem and responsibility, claiming we must all learn to be somebody...or be somebody's fool. If you have any appreciation at all for things so ill-conceived that they transcend their original intent and become hilarious works of art, then you are doing yourself a disservice by not owning this video. As a side note, if you grew up in the 80's, Mr. T will take you back to the days of break dancing and pastel polo shirts. A bargain at any price."