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if you like that you'll love this...

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com

One time I was on the train coming home from night school. In the seats behind me were four railway employees. There had been a suicide on the underground that day and for the half hour train journey these guys had a discussion on all the people they'd hit driving trains down the years. It featured the immortal line 'I hit her at 120mph and she just exploded". It made me think, yeah if you are a train driver you are probably gonna hit people. Suicides are always jumping on the rails. It's a pretty common thing.

the day after Magic Johnson announced that he had AIDS i was walking down the hall in my high school past where all the black kids sat (my school like many others segregated itself) and i overheard a kids say, "i don't care if he gay, that boy could play"

Would it be considered off-topic if I made this thread music-related?

So, it is my understanding that that's how Underworld gets its lyrics.

And they use (race) horse names for their song titles.

Conversation I had with a assistant manager at Abercrombie and Fitch (buying shirt for younger brother).

This shirt says "kiss my" and then has picture of the democratic party donkey.

Girl "oh, are you really into politics because that is totally my thing."

Me "i used to be into it alot more, i was a political science major."

Girl "so you must be a big republican"

Me "and why would that be"

Girl "isn't the donkey like the official animal of the democratic party"

Me "no the SYMBOL of the gop would be the bull elephant"

Girl "oh whatever you're a democrat why"

Me "actually i am more of a socialist, but thank you"

Another girl "i voted this year for W just like my dad"

me "alright great"

It was almost as if satan was staring me in the face.

Overheard conversation on a shuttle bus on the way back to my car:

Guy 1: Dude, I know I fucked your wife. Fuck my girl and we're even!

Guy 2: That's not the principle of the matter! It's the fact that you didn't even run it by me!

Guy 1: So, fuck my girl -- she'll do it.

Two girls in the elevator at work, looking at the Captivate video screen. There was a stat about Hawaii on there at the time...

Girl 1: When I think of islands, I usually think of Hawaii.
Girl 2: It's weird though... it takes like 4 hours to fly there, but they're 5 hours behind us.

2 hot drunk girls were walking home from a cubs game and as they past a homeless kid (teenager probably) one girls says "I fucking hate homeless people. They're always begging and stuff." and the other girl says "Yeah, me too. I hate them too." I was walking right by them when I heard it and just looked at them and shook my head.

I overheard this ridiculously hot girl talking about 'climaxing' to someone on a cell phone at TJ Maxx a couple weeks ago. I forget what she said, but my jaw dropped when I heard it.

They were talking about a minister or priest, but this little snatch of conversation has always stuck with me:

Man: ... And he's so proud of his vestments. So proud of them.

Woman: That's because he's an idiot.

Man: Is he really?

Woman: Yes, he's an idiot.

Man: Oh, I thought he was just proud of his vestments!

So, when I was visiting Portland, my friend & I were at this bar- and with 2 other friends from the area we met up with. We were all pretty wasted and the subject of bisexuality came up (my friend is bi)... so we were talking about that. Apparently, I was a bit too loud when I said "I had sex with a girl before but that doesn't mean I'm gay," and EVERYONE in the bar looked at me. Yup, I was that guy.

And then the bouncer of the bar came up to our table and said we needed to tone it down because he could hear our whole conversation.

It actually was pretty hilarious when it happened... I could only imagine what people were thinking overhearing what we were talking about.

Alright...now that is hot.

I have seen the women who shop TJ Maxx, and, lo, I shan't ever want thought of their climax to enter my mind.

women bi-sexuals are gods gift to man. men bi-sexuals? not so much.

Yeah, but this is Chicago where beatiful young women flock too...like the salmon of capistrano.

What is the deal with loud women in TJ Maxx? About a year ago, I was in there perusing and some woman had her fucking Nextel walkie talkie turned up full blast so that everyone could hear her conversation. And it was such a lame conversation too (chatting with the hubby about their dinner plans). And that hideous loud beep. I could have throttled her.

Alas, I have not encountered women engaged in sex talk in TJ Maxx. As Benvolio alluded to above, not sure I'd really want to.

no, men bi-sexuals are just plain gay

Remember, the nine-thirty is entirely different from the seven o'clock.

And that is exactly what we were arguing about... my friend is a male bi, and so yeah. Apparently, we offended the people at the bar.

I think we need to hear more of the underlying story to really get an understanding. You can start of with:



And details are always a plus.



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I'm turning into Monty.

Portland meet Dri

My virus is spreading. With any luck, the short hop from Milwaukee to Chicago shall have the entire, extended Big Shoulders Collective reclining themselves into bed, soon enough, with hand 'round dong or finger-tip pressed to clit and masturbating to thoughts of Dri and another girl as they drift off to sleep. A very wakeful, writhing slumber, indeed.

Go, go, Badger Pervert!