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alongwaltz.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:48 am 
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Post good jokes here.



What do you call a seagull who flies over a bay?

A bagel




Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?

He heard little boys' pants were half-off.
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totally in bad taste...

why don't people bathe in thailand?

because they wash up onshore.

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Ok...apology in advance for the following:

What d'ya call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
Art

What d'ya call a guy with no arms or legs sitting at your front door?
Matt

What d'ya call a girl with no arms or legs sitting on your BBQ?
Patty

What d'ya call a guy with no arms or legs sitting in your pool?
Bob
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Whats the difference between a baby and a pizza?







A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.


I am sorry.
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Elvis Fu
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No one liners or riddles. Read this term paper on Oedipus. Funny ass shit.

Planes, Trains and Plantains: The Story of Oedipus

Now way it's real, but still funny.

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how are spinach and anal sex similar?



if you were forced to have them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult.
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Z Wrote:
how are spinach and anal sex similar?



if you were forced to have them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult.


Oooh, that's good. Bravo.

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Whats got 9 arms and sucks?







Def leppard

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How do you get a hotdog to stand?


Take away his chair.
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