FHM's Sexiest Women: The List

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:23 pm

EDIT: "gaks" added many months later to obscure names of known WTFs. Several others I've never heard of and wasn't sure whether to gak them.

2005 Reader's poll, in case it matters (doubtful):

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jennifer Garner
3. gak
4. Charlize Theron
5. Halle Berry
6. Alyssa Milano
7. Teri Hatcher
8. Pamela Anderson
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Lindsay Lohan
11. Keira Knightly
12. Salma Hayek
13. Cameron Diaz
14. Leeann Tweedon
15. gak
16. Jessica Simpson
17. Beyonce Knowles
18. gak
19. Maria Sharapova
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
21. Jessica Biel
22. Jessica Alba
23. gak
24. Jenna Jameson
25. Heidi Klum
26. Vida Guerra
27. gak
28. Kristin Kreuk
29. Faith Hill
30. Gwen Stefani
31. Jennifer Lopez
32. gak
33. Shania Twain
34. Beth Ostrocky
35. Many Moore
36. Josie Maran
37. Janet Jackson
38. Eva Longoria
39. Adriana Lima
40. Reese Witherspoon
41. Jennifer Aniston
42. Jamie-Lynn DiScala
43. Tara Reid
44. Maggie Grace
45. Elizabeth Hurley
46. Eliza Dushku
47. Kate Hudson
48. Anna Benson
49. Natalie Portman
50. LeAnn Rimes
51. Penelope Cruz
52. Mischa Barton
53. Eva Mendes
54. Jenny McCarthy
55. Katherine Heigl
56. Lucy Liu
57. Jennie Finch
58. Maggie Gyllenhaal
59. Amanda Righetti
60. Kate Bosworth
61. Estella Warren
62. Anna Kournikova
63. Landi Swanepoel
64. Sarah Michelle Geller
65. Gisele Bundchen
66. Neve Campbell
67. Uma Thurman
68. Catherine Zeta-Jones
69. Nicole Kidman
70. Emaa Bunton
71. Kate Beckinsale
72. Katie Holmes
73. Morgan Webb
74. Heather Graham
75. Evangeline Lilly
76. Shakira
77. Rachel Bilson
78. gak
79. Amanda Beard
80. Sofia Vergara
81. Ashanti
82. Denise Richards
83. Molly Sims
84. Alessandra Ambrosio
85. gak
86. Mayra Veronica
87. Jamie Pressly
88. Jennifer Connelly
89. Monica Bellucci
90. Kristi Leskinen
91. Logan Tom
92. Kelly Clarkson
93. Jennifer Hanson
94. Courtney Hansen
95. Alicia Keys
96. Brande Roderick
97. Natalie Gulbis
98. Milla Jovovich
99. Rebecca Romijn Stamos
100. Roselyn Sanchez

e-stone · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:27 pm

WHERE THE FUCK IS GWYNETH PALTROW DAMMIT????

d · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:27 pm

Paris Hilton is number 3? I just don't see/get it.
Mariah Carey? Double ick.

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:27 pm

Phil Spoon Wrote:

2005 Reader's poll, in case it matters (doubtful):

11. Keira Knightly
12. Salma Hayek
14. Leeann Tweedon
22. Jessica Alba
36. Josie Maran
46. Eliza Dushku
48. Anna Benson
89. Monica Bellucci

These would be on my list

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:27 pm

Phil Spoon Wrote:

2005 Reader's poll, in case it matters (doubtful):

2. Jennifer Garner
6. Alyssa Milano
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Lindsay Lohan
12. Salma Hayek
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
21. Jessica Biel
28. Kristin Kreuk
35. Mandy Moore
36. Josie Maran
40. Reese Witherspoon
41. Jennifer Aniston
42. Jamie-Lynn DiScala
43. Tara Reid
46. Eliza Dushku
49. Natalie Portman
55. Katherine Heigl
56. Lucy Liu
57. Jennie Finch
60. Kate Bosworth
62. Anna Kournikova
71. Kate Beckinsale
72. Katie Holmes
74. Heather Graham
85. Kelly Ripa
88. Jennifer Connelly

Of this batch, Thank you! but there are many missing....Liv Tyler and Laura Leighton would top any of these ladies.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

who makes these?

Sketch · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:28 pm

Liv Tyler? Kate Winslet? Number 1 is right, though.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:28 pm

I think FHM does.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:29 pm

they should call it "who wants to bang a blonde chick?"

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:31 pm

chase Wrote:

they should call it "who wants to bang a blonde chick?"

Not my list. My preference clearly shows.

Sketch - Winslet needs to be on that list. At least my list.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i just don't get the jennifer garner thing. Perhaps if i watched her crappy show...this list almost works better if you read it backwards...

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:33 pm

Cotton Wrote:

i just don't get the jennifer garner thing. Perhaps if i watched her crappy show...this list almost works better if you read it backwards...

I find her very manly and am completely turned off by her. I normally love brunettes.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

Cotton Wrote:

i just don't get the jennifer garner thing.

me too neither. gross.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:37 pm

Cotton Wrote:

i just don't get the jennifer garner thing. Perhaps if i watched her crappy show...this list almost works better if you read it backwards...

i dont get the Angelina Jolie infatuation myself.

puma · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:37 pm

NO SHANNYN SOSSAMON?! Fuck FHM. Bastards.

That's okay, I can keep her all to myself then. I don't like to share anyway.

paladisiac · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:37 pm

i agree with #1. jennifer garner #2? how?

DHRjericho · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:40 pm

Chulpan Khamatova

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

i'll see you:

Phil Spoon Wrote:

2005 Reader's poll, in case it matters (doubtful):

--Angelina Jolie
--Charlize Theron
--Scarlett Johansson
--Salma Hayek
--Janet Jackson
--Catherine Zeta-Jones

and raise you:

--Diane Lane
--Juliette Binoche
--Julianne Moore
--Blythe Danner

ageist bastards.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

I don't get alot of this list. Or at least the ranking.

Whatever.

puma · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:45 pm

Oh and I just noticed the Olsen Twins, Lindsay Lohan, and Kelly Clarkson.... ewwwww.... and still no Shannyn. Barf.

e-stone · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:45 pm

ayah Wrote:

--Blythe Danner

what about her daughter???

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

elephantstone Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

--Blythe Danner

what about her daughter???

she's pretty but too thin for my tastes. and she doesn't seem very...mmm...bright.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

I would go with these, in no certain order:

4. Charlize Theron
7. Teri Hatcher
9. Scarlett Johansson
12. Salma Hayek
22. Jessica Alba
23. Brooke Burke
47. Kate Hudson
49. Natalie Portman
53. Eva Mendes
66. Neve Campbell
68. Catherine Zeta-Jones
69. Nicole Kidman
71. Kate Beckinsale
88. Jennifer Connelly
89. Monica Bellucci

paladisiac · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:11 pm

i'd probably have angeline & salma 1 & 2, in no particular order

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:13 pm

Phil Spoon Wrote:

2005 Reader's poll, in case it matters (doubtful):

4. Charlize Theron
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Lindsay Lohan
11. Keira Knightly
14. Leeann Tweedon
17. Beyonce Knowles
21. Jessica Biel
26. Vida Guerra
28. Kristin Kreuk (who is, this?)
29. Faith Hill
35. Mandy Moore
38. Eva Longoria
39. Adriana Lima
46. Eliza Dushku
47. Kate Hudson
48. Anna Benson
53. Eva Mendes
55. Katherine Heigl
58. Maggie Gyllenhaal
59. Amanda Righetti (any relation to Dave Righetti?)
60. Kate Bosworth
69. Nicole Kidman
70. Emma Bunton
72. Katie Holmes
79. Amanda Beard
80. Sofia Vergara
84. Alessandra Ambrosio
91. Logan Tom [oh, yes, oh yes!]

* Bold-faced and parenthesized subject to removal, once I know who they are.

** Add Emmy Rossum and Catalina Sandino Moreno to the original list, and my estimation of it skyrockets.

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