having a shitty day

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

So, today sucks. Without going into detail (because that's boring), someone do something to make me laugh. Post pictures, tell dirty jokes, tell off-color jokes, share a happy story, something. I'm going f'ing crazy over here.

Entertain me, please.

OPA, you're funny. Hop to it.

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:51 pm

Did you want me to start a fight with someone?

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:52 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

[img][366:500]http://www.box.net/public/static/fl1n7qeb1m.jpg[/img]

nobody · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:53 pm

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

quarter pounder with cheese

Stone red's dark sunshine · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:17 pm **Posts:** 1096

I've had a pretty crappy couple of days too. Wanna make out?

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:54 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

[img][366:500]http://www.box.net/public/static/fl1n7qeb1m.jpg[/img]

You know, if Fu can work his magic for me, I'd be a very popular fag on Craigslist. FU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Stone Wrote:

I've had a pretty crappy couple of days too. Wanna make out?

Um, sure. I'm not doing anything but sitting here sulking. Can you be here in 10 minutes? I'll reserve a conference room.

OPA - YES!! start a fight!!!!!!!!!! :rave:

Stone red's dark sunshine · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:17 pm **Posts:** 1096

red Wrote:

Stone Wrote:

I've had a pretty crappy couple of days too. Wanna make out?

Um, sure. I'm not doing anything but sitting here sulking. Can you be here in 10 minutes? I'll reserve a conference room.

Wait. How's the breath?

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:59 pm

With apologies to robotboy, The Retarded Tiger:

nobody · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:03 pm

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:08 pm

nobody Wrote:

LOL...Ok, now this funny.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:13 pm

paper · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:30 pm

OPA! Wrote:

nobody Wrote:

LOL...Ok, now this funny.

this picture made my day

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Stone Wrote:

red Wrote:

Stone Wrote:

I've had a pretty crappy couple of days too. Wanna make out?

Um, sure. I'm not doing anything but sitting here sulking. Can you be here in 10 minutes? I'll reserve a conference room.

Wait. How's the breath?

mine or yours? mine's questionable because i've been spitting fire for the past hour. but i did just eat a tums, so i should be fine. room's reserved for 3pm. i also reserved a laser pointer. i'm not sure why, though.

that "bitch stole my fish" picture made my dad. and the tigertard.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:36 pm

red Wrote:

that "bitch stole my fish" picture made my dad.

Paging Dr. Freud...

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:38 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

red Wrote:

that "bitch stole my fish" picture made my dad.

Paging Dr. Freud...

Silly Rads, her dad's a Dolphins fan... So, it could never work out, anyway.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

DAY. i meant day.

although my dad does love to fish.

whatever. fuckers.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

crutches of destruction Wrote:

Radcliffe Wrote:

red Wrote:

that "bitch stole my fish" picture made my dad.

Paging Dr. Freud...

Silly Rads, her dad's a Dolphins fan... So, it could never work out, anyway.

holy shit, that reminds me... i read a story yesterday about the nfl having some games in london. looks like the dolphins have expressed interest and i'm totally gonna try to scam a european vacation off my dad.

e-stone · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:42 pm

red Wrote:

crutches of destruction Wrote:

Radcliffe Wrote:

red Wrote:

that "bitch stole my fish" picture made my dad.

Paging Dr. Freud...

Silly Rads, her dad's a Dolphins fan... So, it could never work out, anyway.

holy shit, that reminds me... i read a story yesterday about the nfl having some games in london. looks like the dolphins have expressed interest and i'm totally gonna try to scam a european vacation off my dad.

yup, late september or early october vs. the giants.

i'll be there!

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:43 pm

red Wrote:

crutches of destruction Wrote:

Radcliffe Wrote:

red Wrote:

that "bitch stole my fish" picture made my dad.

Paging Dr. Freud...

Silly Rads, her dad's a Dolphins fan... So, it could never work out, anyway.

holy shit, that reminds me... i read a story yesterday about the nfl having some games in london. looks like the dolphins have expressed interest and i'm totally gonna try to scam a european vacation off my dad.

& you can hang with Sketch, if you do. Maybe even Darrin. (If you can make the trip to Scotland, or he can make the trip down to London town.)

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

all of his family is just outside of manchester and he hasn't been back in like 30 years or something outrageous like that. they're all dying to see him, so hopefully a dolphins game will encourage him to go (and take me with him)

estone, you're really going? jeez. it would take a trip to london for me to get to hang out with you.

fancypants · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:49 pm

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:50 pm

nobody Wrote:

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

quarter pounder with cheese

My guess was "a breadstick".

Here's one...whaddya call an Amish guy with his arm up a mule's ass?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:51 pm

fancypants Wrote:

GLRE

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

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