Points will be awarded for the truly awful




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"Come Sail Away" - Styx
THEY WERE ALIENS!!!!

1. Elton John, Candle In The Wind, Princess Di Version 1988
2. Elton John, Candle In The Wind, Live Version 1997
3. Elton John, Candle In The Wind, Original Version 1973
4. Bryan Adams, Have You Ever Loved a Woman 1995
5. Rod Stewart, Love Touch, 1985
6. Elton John, Can You Feel The Love Tonight 1994
7. Elton John, Bennie And The Jets 1974
8. Elton John with Dionne & Friends, That's What Friends Are For 1986
9. Elton John, The One 1992
10. Elton John, Blue Eyes 1982

Point taken, yet I can't help but sing along with the chorus when I occasionally hear this on the radio.

see: earworm

"Brand New Key" - Melanie

"Ice Ice Baby" - Vanilla Ice

Good choices, but you have intentionally used one song THREE TIMES.

Penalty. Repeat listings. Ten yards.

Anything by Puff Daddy... that fucking ripoff artist.

Original or later aggro version?

01 Eagles, "Desperado"
02 That fucking Paul McCartney Christmas Song
03 Everyone, "MacArthur Park"
04 Neil Sedaka
05 Yes, "Roundabout"
06 Kansas, "Dust In The Wind"
07 Biggie & Puffy, "Hypnotize"
08 Eagles, "Life in the Fast Lane"
09 Dan Fogleberg
10 Kenny Chesney, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

SIMPLY. HAVING. A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!


Jesus Christ, yes. I want to kill him for that one, you one-legged woman shagger.

McCartney / Jackson, Ebony And Ivory

"She told me I was her forever lover"
...
"I told you, I'm a lover, not a fighter."

...vomit.

"Rock Me Gently" - Andy Kim

Big & Rich - Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy

I maintain that this song has at least some redeeming melodic qualities...yet 20 years after its release is still used as a poignant example for continuing disharmony between whites and african-americans.

I like the cut of your jib, Dan.

I'm going to have to give this some serious thought. A list like this is not to be taken lightly.

Is this considered a song? I thought it was just a retard bandwagon anthem.

Finalist. Country and Western division.

Village People - "In the Navy"
(Even worse than "YMCA")

if i can't use that tird, then i go with:

w i n d b e n e a t h m y w i n g s

Imagine being in radio, & having to play this thing 3 times in 5 hours.

You'd be amazed at how low you can turn the studio monitor speakers down & still know what's going on.

couldn't you just set the player to countdown backwards and mute it entirely?

I'm not very good at keeping track of these things, but a while back, either here or on CMJ, someone listed the following as the two worst songs ever:

1. Santana w/ Rob Thomas - "Smooth"
2. Lenny Kravitz - "Fly Away"

I totally stand by these.

Also, who does that recent shitty song where they go "You've had a bad day"? That's a strong contender for the top 10.

Also, the Friends theme song.