So far she logged into and deleted my MySpace page, changed the password and deleted emails from my Yahoo email account (i just changed the password back and called them), and I'm pretty sure she logged in to my bank account. Yeah, i'm the fool for not changing the passwords, but jesus christ she's turning into a mental case.

Sucks to see someone you used to adore turn into a creature that you feel you will soon despise. Everything used to be cool until she found out about the new girl that's made me so happy over the past few months.

Anyone have any other fun divorce stories?

I thought that you said your separation was amicable.

Plus, "other woman"? Does OPA! tuck?

The Senator just told me he had an extra spot in his reading comperehension class. It was amicable UNTILL she found out about the new girl.

Sorry to hear that, man. Divorce is definitely a nasty thing and many people do not act rationally during it/after it.



Not really. Just your run of the mill having my clothes thrown out in the street, and she screamed at me in open court.

Yike, D. Sorry to hear about all that.

I wasn't arguing that it's not amicable, now. I was just under the impression, from when The Man Known as Haq's Favourite Poster (Excluding Monty) reported the divorce, that he & the wife were going to remain friends... Just, he wanted to fuck other people (they call it 'swinging'?) while she didn't; thus, the need to divide at the fork in the road.

Invite her for a threesome so she can experience the awesomeness of the new girl. Let the new girl be the bridge in the new relationship you and your ex-wife will forge together.

Then smack her around for being mean.

Oh, that was all me.
Sorry Dalen, I was looking for porn passwords and had some computer trouble.

D., very few that I've known of are REALLY amicable, and it's unfortunate. I gots tons of storied from personal experience, but thankfully, it's ancient history now. Just hope that it doesn't drag on for you until you top my lawyer bill- somewhere around $43k, best I recall.

Sucks, Dalen. Raw emotions are shit. Hope it doesn't get too messy.

Years ago when my sister got divorced I went with her and husband to the divorce proceedings. She and I drove in one car and he in the other. After it was all over with, they kissed in the parking lot and started talking a bit. I went and got in her car and looked in the rear view mirror to see them full-on making out. It seems they were much better as not-married and not-living together. They actually dated for a bit after that but then it sort of fizzled out (this wasn't a new marriage either -- they had been together for 7 years). So I guess that is an amicable ending.

Yikes, this is gonna get ugly. Sorry, D.

Looks like she can't cope with you finding someone new first.
Maybe things will change if she starts dating?

Wait, it's not her best friend, is it? You did mention it was someone you've known for many years and who's also married.

If it is her best friend, god help you. Buy a metal jockstrap and bolt every door behind you.

divorce scares the hell out of me.
i'm bad enough with 5 month relationships ending.

Got my 15th wedding anniversary coming up. Been lucky, because everyone before Lisa was so very wrong. And somewhat psychotic in retrospect.

Play it cool, and don't exacerbate it. Hang in there, its gonna be a passing storm.

yeah big d....some ugly shit.....sucketh

not her best friend, but she does know her. i think this is what really upset her.

i just spoke with her sister (the calm one) and she mentioned that kris has calmed down a bit, and all of the shit she was saying yesterday about trying to fuck me was just because she was really hurt/angry, which i can understand. i don't think it will get very messy to be honest, but man she sure did freak me out a bit.

i've got my bank sorted out, and i'm going to do my best to stay away from her.

My roommate in college parents had a somewhat ugly divorce. After years of suffering through her husband's alcholism, she left him and took all their credit cards and maxed them out. He had to sell his business to his brother and then work for his brother. Still living with his mom trying to get out of the debt.

Best plan of all. Even if two people handle that kind of stuff as maturely as possible it can still be tough. Sorry to hear about this D.


Time is the only thing that helps. Even then some people never get over it.


See: "He Stopped Loving Her Today" - George Jones

Something about this smells fishy. Myspace is the worst. Good luck d, get a fireproof lockbox for your coke, ipod and car title. I assume she's got the house on lock.

My ex:

- hacked into my email, changed the passwords, and printed all of the emails he felt were questionable.
- printed out every single YIM and AIM chat I'd ever had and highlighted the bad parts. handed them to me in a big yellow envelope and left. I actually found these while cleaning on Saturday and finally threw them out.
- sent an email to all of his friends stating that I was crazy and that's why he was moving away. then, had the nerve to tell me that he accepted the blame for the split and that he'd never say a bad word about me since he wasn't an asshole like I was. One of our mutual friends forwarded me the form letter that he'd been sending to everyone. Including my parents.

That's about it, I think. Of course, we both had key roles in our separation, but because mine was the more obvious reason, he was the one who broke into all of my shit. I kind of deserved it, though.

D, she's probably miserable and heartbroken right now. That doesn't excuse her from fucking with your stuff (ALWAYS change your passwords!), but this new relationship of yours probably blindsided her. I've been divorced for a year and a half and it still stings occasionally when I hear stories of him and his girlfriend. But I keep it to myself.