In past tv commercials, my work's had Shirley Ellis and the Be Good Tanyas playing. The new spring commercial has the Salteens.

Suck on that, Wal-Mart.

I'm gonna have an all access pass for Bonnaroo.

then they sending me to Burbank for thr Fangoria Horror Fest in May!

My work pays me enough that I don't have to live in mom's basement.

Ya remember in the news a couple months ago when the girl killed a pregnant chick, cut the baby outta her and killed that too...she carried that dead fetus into my work.

Um, a sled dog pissed on my foot yesterday during the Can-Am Crown 250?

no anal rape on thursday

i can board while also being productive.

...I don't work yet (frown).

last year they sent me to disneyworld for a week
free internet, cable tv, and telephone
and i prolly only work 10% of the time im here

still i hate it

liberal dispensement of intravenous morphine

most holidays off, 4 weeks vacation, no boss around for a good part of the day.

For whom do you work, and what is it you do for them?

fun coworkers
unlimited office supplies
very laidback about time off
free hot chocolate, tea and coffee

i don't have a boss around 99% of the time...

i see her once a week at a meeting where my work really doesn't get discussed/

its kind of upsetting to know someone is getting paid to be your boss
but they don't actually do any bosslike activity

i'd probably get more work done and be a little less stressed if she cracked the whip once in a while

my dad says "you're boss is a she?!"

Full cable in my cube.

Free cds, occasional free booze, and plenty of muzak to listen to.

Get to be creative all day in video and graphics

Get to go places and shoot commercials (places that I would never get to go to normally like Volvo powertrain factory, or where they make pretty much every bathtub/shower install on the east coast)

Cool coworkers, who are down with hearing new things, and don't take things seriously.

I live across the street so no commute.

…pantsless.

Sodomy Thursdays.

Where to begin...
My schedule is pretty much completely up to me
My co-workers will throw a potluck for pretty much any reason you can dream up
I gets paaaaaaayed
4 wks vacay
I get to write about pretty much whatever I want
My paper isn't part of a publicly traded company, so there's not the insane profit pressure as there is at most places these days

funny, my work pays me enough that the only place i can afford to live is my parents basement.

Guess you and rparis aren't co-workers, then.

I just moved up to 4 weeks vacation this year (actually 22 days). And, I just found out on Friday i'm getting just over a 5% bonus this year and a 10% raise. Sweet!

3 weeks vacation, about two weeks of paid holiday, good benefits, and the chance to watch lots of hot college girls walk around campus.

I have access to celebrity phone numbers and email addresses, which of course I could never use.