in the last month, nearly everytime i hurl something at someone or dispense an insult, i trip over or hurt myself some how shortly after. This has never happened before, why is this whole karma vs. me battle starting now?

Maybe it's karma's way of telling you that it's time to change your ways. I mean...do you REALLY need to hurl things or insult people?

You mean you've been getting away with that before? Dude, you might as well do something evil, because I foresee a slow, drawn-out death for you.

Starting now.

Do you feel it?

Well, you won't, at first.

No, seriously -- I can relate -- to the opposite. I figure, with all the poopy luck I've been having lately, I deserve to win the lottery if the world is a truly karmic place.

Sometimes people just clumsy.

If it is karma, it's actually been happening your whole life, and this is the first time you're noticing it. Welcome to awareness.

awesome.