Normal Spam is bad, but this is a little Extreme


This is the omly way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very
careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make out space
for us to se. You have no need of knowing who I am or where I am
from.I know this may sound very surprising to you but it's the
situation.I
have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some
reasons
listed to me by my employer.It's someone I beleive you call a friend,
I have followed you closely for a while now and have seen that you are
innocent of the accusations he leveled against you.Do not contact the
police or try to send a copy of this to them,because if you do, I will
know,and I might be pushed to do what I have been paid to do.Besides,
this is
the ist time I turn out to be a betrayer in my job.I took pity on
you,that is why I have made up my mind to help you if you are willing
to
help yourself.

Now listen,I will arrange for us to see face to face,but before that, I
need $8000. I will come to your home or you determine where you wish
we meet;I repeat, do not arrange for the cops and if you play hard to
get, it will be extended to your family.Do not set any camera to cover
us
or set up any tape to record our conversation, my employer is in my
control now. Payment details will be provided for you to make a part
payment of $4000 first,which will serve as gurantee that you are ready
to you
co-orperate,then one of my boys will deliver a copy of the video tape
to
that contains his request for me to terminate you(I tape recorded our
conversation),which will be enough evidence for you to take any legal
action against him before he employs another person for the job. You
will pay the balance of $4000 once you receive the tape.

Warning; do not contact the police, make sure you stay indoors once it
is 7.30pm until this whole thing is sorted out,if you neglect any of
these warnimgs, you will have yourself to blame. You do not have much
time,
so get back to me immediately

Note:I will advise you keep this to yourself alone, not even a friend
or a family member should know about it because it could be one of
them.

Good Luck.

well, you done fucked up now posting that on a message board.

True, but his e-mail adress also had his name in it, so I figured that I would just pay someone to whack him before he got to me.

now is you paranoid?

Is this the plot of 'Grosse Point Blank 2' ??

Tell him you're waiting for some money you're owed from Africa and when it comes in , you'll pay him.

I got this one the other day:

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Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://catcentury.hk) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive

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Sidenote: Best spam email name I have ever seen: CHAD LAVENDER

Do you get these e-mails too? According to several differnt E-mails I have been getting lately, I do have quite a bit of money coming to me from the dark continent, as well as almost every where else too.

I had an email account that was overloaded with junk that I abandoned but yes, I am a rich man in Africa.


Offer to pay him in Viagra.

send e-pray to god@heaven.com

terminate you, haha

You Will lose!