F**k You, Asshole!

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:11 am

Dear Assbag that hit my car while I was sleeping,

Fuck you, I work 2 fucking jobs to pay off my bills and I was hoping, just maybe I could take a little vacation this year because I've been working so hard. But NOOOO...you had to be an asshole and flee the scene.

I hope you get cancer of the aids and die.

Yours Truly,

Dave.

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:12 am

sux homie. how bad is it?

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:15 am

I'll bet it was someone from here.

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:16 am

knocked off my side view, banged up the area around the wheel, fucked up my wheel, scratched up the entire side.

my deductible is so high (I'm making payments, its a new-ish car and I can't afford to do less) so I'm gonna end up paying around a grand.

Sketch · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:20 am

Sorry to hear that, Dave. I've been a victim of that myself, and it is teh suck.

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:23 am

Sketch Wrote:

Sorry to hear that, Dave. I've been a victim of that myself, and it is teh suck.

This is the 3rd time I've been a victim of this.

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:33 am

F**k You Dave Wrote:

Sketch Wrote:

Sorry to hear that, Dave. I've been a victim of that myself, and it is teh suck.

This is the 3rd time I've been a victim of this.

fuck me, do you park on the road?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I'm sorry to hear that Dave. That fucking sucks.

I'm kinda happy to hear that not all of the three times were in Philly, though.

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:47 am

yeah, my driveway was full last night, this has happened in Philly, NYC, and ATL.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:52 am

F**k You Dave Wrote:

my driveway was full last night

How many cars do you have?

Sex, Drugs, and Dave · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:55 am

3 roommates.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:56 am

"cancer of the aids"

:lol:

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:06 am

Oh man, I am so sorry, Dave!! Before the asshole contracts his cancer, I hope he develops blistering pustules om his 'nads.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:10 am

if you find out who he/she is
let me know
i know some guys

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:47 am

F**k You Dave Wrote:

yeah, my driveway was full last night, this has happened in Philly, NYC, and ATL.

Man. Sorry to hear about this D. This is pretty much the reason why I've been an apartment dweller in the city ever since I've lived here. I've never found a place that I liked that has a safety level or enough off street parking to meet my needs.

The hit and run is just as bad being fucking robbed. You got nobody to unleash your anger on.

I buy you a beer at the next show we're at. Or 3.

F**k You, Asshole!

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