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 Post subject: How I was invited to a Ghanian tribal leaders funeral
PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:15 pm 
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OK I read this on the BBC website today
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/f ... 196011.stm

The article reminded me of an incident in my life which happened in 1999 and which whenever I recall, people accuse me of making up. But you have to trust me on this it really did happen.

Back then I was working at a chartered accountancy exam board. Most of the African and Asian countries still take the British accountacy exams (since they 'belonged' to us back in the bad old days of the Empire).

Anyway one guy, a student from Ghana, was actually a prince or something or other of a tribe and his father died. This father was "the second biggest poultry producer in Ghana" and had a chain of chicken farms.

Now, I don't know if you've ever had any dealings with 'real' Africans but they are extraordinarily friendly and polite and this guy (forgotten his name now) invited the exam board staff, me included, to attend the funeral of his father in Ghana. Apparantly Ghanian funerals are alittle less grave than Western funerals are and basically this thing was going to be a week long celebration.

Alas, as you'd expect everyone had to politely decline but a couple of weeks later the Bloke from Ghana send us an expensive printed booklet. It was the souvenir funeral programme. Now this programme had the guys life story in it complete with pictures (my favourite picture of all time was in it - a picture of the Ghanian tribal leader dressed in 'scientist' outfit sitting in a 1970's German lab next to a bunsen burner and an egg in an egg cup).

It also had pictures of the funeral 'celebrations', the highlight was this bloke being buried in a GIANT CHICKEN COFFIN. A coffin, painted and shaped to resemble A GIANT CHICKEN.

So anyway that's the story. I don't suppose many people have been invited the funeral of a Ghanian tribal leader being laid to rest in a giant chicken and sometimes I think back to that time and wonder why I passed up on the opportunity.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:26 pm 
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I believe you. You should've went though. It would've made for a truly great story...not that this story isn't pretty great.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:40 pm 
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I used to work with a guy named Kwaku, who also happened to be from Ghana.

Super polite and friendly, like you mentioned, and also very determined to educate himself so as to get out of the shit job he was currently occupying. He would take courses at St. Johns (the one in Annapolis, not NY) and then re-take the courses that he didn't feel he had given enough effort.

I still bump into him from time to time, so if I get an offer for a funeral in Ghana, I'll guestlist you.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:52 pm 
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Kung Fu Reference Wrote:
I used to work with a guy named Kwaku, who also happened to be from Ghana.

Super polite and friendly, like you mentioned, and also very determined to educate himself so as to get out of the shit job he was currently occupying. He would take courses at St. Johns (the one in Annapolis, not NY) and then re-take the courses that he didn't feel he had given enough effort.

I still bump into him from time to time, so if I get an offer for a funeral in Ghana, I'll guestlist you.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:02 pm 
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You might wanna give her a wash and a shave first. But other than that, she's all yours.

Just fyi, the guy who sweeps at the Jiffy Lube told me she digs anal.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:29 pm 
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Rocky Dawuni is from Ghana. He lectured a class I was in like 5 years ago & talked about how he was working with Tricky. I'm still waiting on that to materialize

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Why didn't you go?


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Yea, he probably would ahve let you crash at his place! Once in a lifetime opportunity gone to waste.


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I thought this was going to be about bulk-mail offers to assist with the transfer of Nigerian/West African funds to the west.


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