At least with your friends and acquaintences?

De-grumpified (adj./v.) - Cheered up after waking up in a bad mood.

"To borrow (something) on somobody." - In particular, as relating to music (for me, at least): To so enthusiastically offer to loan something to somebody, that they simply cannot refuse; but must accept you offer -- and do so cheerfully.

wtityb

Remind to tell you about the word game I invented called Antinyms.

ebriated = sober
delible = removable
bellishment = accurate statement

Great Thread.

Fletch (adj.) - Used to describe something that causes joy or excitement (see also, cool, awesome, clutch, badasss, etc...) "That video of two fat women fucking was so fletch"

In this vein...

Capitate - a. the act of giving or receiving head.
b. to have one's head replaced, surgically or otherwise.

"I shaved my balls for this?" as a sign of disappointment is still going 'round my world. I have seen others mention this may have been around elsewhere before I began working it into conversations in my circles, but as I was unaware of previous usage and still not sure who came first, I am keeping this as my own.

I used that a lot last year, I will try it again next time I'm at a boring show.

tinwop

also, the poker term "rivler"

that's funny. I don't think I could pull that off though. I don't think most people I know out here would get it. They'd think I was just being crude. haha.

I thought it was "fetch".

"Its hard to be a hooker in a town fulla sluts"

used to describe several [businesses] that give away so much that other [businesses] can't compete normally

"He told a joke, and I gave him a 'Leno' "

Leno. - a blank expressionless stare. When I watch Late Night, I never laugh or crack a smile at Jay Leno and I wonder how he is even allowed on TV.

slampiece
"crabby hungry" (aka, "don't fuck with me, i'm hungry")

I usually make up words on the spot when my limited vocabulary keeps me from finding the correct words to use. Then I instantly forget them.

instead of saying good bye
i started saying "white power"
or "ill see you later white friend"

try it for a day
it sticks

cats may indeed eat you! lol

I've heard slam piece before.

matter of fact, there are bout 8 of em in my new office right now

I haven't. Therefore, I made it up.

So there.

When I was 9 years old I created the phrase "manifest destiny".

hmph. fine. be like that. jerk face

stop being wrong. baby. asshat.

whoa whoa whoaaaaaa! who's ass?

"It's what poppy would've wanted"

and

"is this because I don't have a dad anymore?"

tasteless, I know, but I've gotten many hours of enjoyment out of this.

Several years ago, when I still used to work with BigDaveYodaTalkin and Mexican Junior, I made an offhand comment about having to go run a colon defragmentation (i.e. drop a deuce). That soon was shortened to colon defrag, then to defrag, and eventually to what I now say to SHEFRAC whenever I need to go make poopie:

"Gotta frag."

That's been used as well...but my friends and I prefer fletch...because fletch is the fucking man.