Our first show was last night as one or two of you knew. I felt like getting drunk instead of playing so I didn't bring a guitar or anything. Our other guitarist didn't show up which was fine, so the other member and I chugged a couple fourties in the bathroom and borrowed a bass from one of the other bands. We then offended the black kid who I guess owned the PA before we even started so he left with the PA and I played a castinet solo and pissed in the garbage can.

More to come in the future.

I liked their early stuff.

Punk Squidward, unleashed and krazy!

Holy shit, I so care!

Cared enough to post, cocksucker!

that sounds 100% better than the last show I saw

It was even better than the last show I saw. Which, coincidentally, was the same show. A CONUNDRUMRUEREMRUDDURM

with a negro in the band, you'll go far.

Quiche/Kingofcarrotflowers/Mark is the new Hunter S. Thompson.

The goons at Buddyhead/Icarus Line may think they are, but they are pretenders to the throne.

I am just waiting for one of the "Mansteak" boys to accost a waitress at the local dive cafe and make her an offer she can't refuse: either her Key Lime Pie or her own pie. Oh, and, yeah, her throat slit too, if she chooses the second or refuses each.

But who will be Quiche's Doctor Gonzo? Haq?... Well, he is (en route to being) an attorney.

Monty = unperspicuous

We've been trying to recruit a few with crack and promises of the finest hoes but it hasn't worked thusfar. We do have a few songs about Mexicans though.

Thanks.

Now, go do a coupla keg-stands; following, urinate your way out of your snowed-in UP hovel.

I know you have it in you.

Don't you know? Hennessey and ecstacy is the new crack... Hell, try to get 'em with heroin. Even black non-rock dudes are doing it, again.

I think one of the guys from Ca$h Money Millionaires even died from an heroin overdose.

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I suppose you can't fit all that into your signature though, or onto an image within your signature?

I feel challenged. (now I know how it's like to be you)

spelling, mark, spelling

it's too late now:



all opinions will be ignored.

dOOdz, I'm misty.

Thanks.

every time i see the band name that will stand out like a sore thumb. i lose all respect.

respect? what do you think we are? The Muse or something? we don't need no respect. and we WILL use double negatives when we feel like it.

ps your IM avatar is good.

Amphioxus.

actually, this is my icon right now: