it's the little touches on that link that make me laugh...like this line...

White people will wait up to 40 minutes for a good sandwich.

the mos def one is great, lol.

now let's start one for them.

this person must have lived in Portland at some time

I told my brother that we are going to a Farm to Table restaurant, and he was like "Wow, that's a 'stuff white people like' entry.

I like the study abroad one a lot

i sent it to my friend and he said it hit too close to home

wrigley field...rich.
i loathe those people.

holy shit this is funny

The majority of white person art is created after a difficult breakup; films, indie music, and poetry are all kicked into high production during the end of a relationship. This helps train white people to prepare for the pain that is coming.

Once breakup proceedings have been initiated, a white person is immediately thrust into the center of attention in their circle of friends. During this time, they are permitted to talk at great lengths about themselves, listen to The Smiths, and get free dinners from friends who think “they shouldn’t be alone right now.”

#55 Apologies

this is mostly true I suppose. I do love Sarah Silverman.

"Standing still at concerts" lol

it's like the author reads obner on a daily basis

White people don’t like stuff that’s easy to acquire. Beer is no exception.

They generally try to avoid beers like Budweiser, Labatt’s, Molson, Coors, and Heineken because if it’s mass produced it is bad. No exceptions.

So when they need a beer, they turn to microbrews who seem to be located almost exclusively in New England, Ontario, Quebec and Colorado. Being able to walk into a bar and order a beer that no one has heard of makes white people feel good about their alcohol drinking palate.

A friend of mine once met a white guy who brought a notebook with him to every bar. He would then keep a record of all the beers he drank and his experience with them. He called it his ‘beer journal.’

Also of note: most white people want to open a microbrewery at some point. One that uses organic hops.

Actually this is more befitting

i'd probably buy one of those metal Sigg bottles.


difficult breakups lol

Get out of my head. Get out of my head!

These aren't really aimed at most white people....instead liberal, indie, alternative type white people.

I've never met a white person whose favorite actor is Mos Def or have who actually know who Mos Def is, none of the white people at work care about recycling and they don't drink bottled water. Never had a white friend spend a semester abroad and most of my white friends prefer Coors light to any other beer. They like bands after they get popular and hate sandwich shops.

i see what they're trying to do but i get sick of the "anti-hipster" cool that's taking over...it's just as bad as hipster cool.

Multiple last names

As this is a new phenomenon, we have yet to learn if the child of two multiply-last-named people will have four names. That said --

We have a feeling college lacrosse & soccer jerseys are going to start looking pretty weird in the next few years.

I think this is also something to do with "white" as an attitude or way of thinking as opposed to just skin color.

Also, Lighten Up, Francis

i think that's part of what makes this funny, that they didn't say hipsters, or liberals or whatever. Obviously most white people voted for Bush, drink budweiser and have never heard of The Coen Brothers. But for me the blanket statement is part of the charm.

I got one for the wife a while back.

Some of it's funny but it just seems fairly obvious and easy.

The kitchen appliance one is awesome. I love my panini press.

Which, naturally, you have proven by coming up with nothing funny or insightful to post in this thread. Good job, honky.

I loves me some honkies.

They are amazing. My wife and I both have one.

There are a lot of chuckle-worthy entries. Dude needs to keep it up.